Better never than late
Dr Mumbo was today excited to get a letter. Particularly with a Swedish postmark.
It begins: “Hope you’re well. So how has 2011 been for you so far?”
It then invites him to attend worldwide magazine association FIPP’s digital publishing course in Sydney. Last November.
Dead air
Dr Mumbo of course tuned in to the first day of the Kyle & Jackie O Show today.
It was something of a glum prognosis for celebrities.
According to “psychic to the stars” Georgina Walker’s predictions for 2012, Michael Douglas is going to have a heart attack and may die, Prince William and Princess Kate will have a child with a genetic disorder – and Jennifer Aniston “will die as a single woman”.
It wasn’t much better for the wider outlook either. She predicts the Australian dollar sinking to 86 cents and bushfires in the Kangaroo Valley.
However, for Kyle Sandilands’ many fans, there was a silver lining. She informed him “You’ll keep your job”. She also had a vision of “bags of gold”.
Punching on. And on
If Dr Mumbo’s inbox is anything to go by, The Punch is very proud of its newsletter today…
So proud they dispatched it at 7.13 (twice), 7.15, 7.16, 7.24 and 7.30.
Stuff PR people say
Yes, this video this is very American. But Dr Mumbo suspects that are some sayings that are familiar in Aussie PR circles too. We need our own version. Just a thought… Read more »
Great fuckin’ marketing
In Australia, clothing retailers like to use shouty communications to bring the punters in. But, as usual, the Japanese appear to be one step ahead of us.
Coles re-mixed (again)
Dr Mumbo is starting to suspect that the people at Coles have one eye on the potential for re-mixes when they release their toe-curling Down, Down commercials to the world. This isn’t the first – remember the promo for Sampology? And hopefully will not be the last – they’re an improvement on the originals.
Fanning the flames
News.com.au today reports the shocking news that Cosmo carries starlet Dakota Fanning on its cover next to coverlines promoting “sex tips and raunchy advice”. The tale currently dominates the site’s entertainment section.
The reason why this is outrageous? Because Fanning is only 17.
One piece of missing information that may have been a tad relevant for news.com.au’s Australian audience? It’s the US February edition of Cosmo. Read more »
When the actual columnists are on holiday…
Dr Mumbo is aware that it may be a tad early to call, but there’s already an early contender for column of the year in today’s Daily Telegraph.
In a piece from Harrie Bantick spread across page 20 and 21, he describes how he:
- Had a haircut: “trendy, modern”;
- Got a flat battery on his phone;
- Had to use a payphone to call the person he was meeting “I had run out of coins. And the machine didn’t take notes!”;
- Went to a pharmacy to get some change;
- Bumped into his mother
Dr Mumbo hopes he hasn’t spoiled the pleasure of reading the column by giving away the key developments.
The column should give heart to anybody who ever hoped to be published in one of Australia’s top circulating newspapers, but wrote it off on the grounds that they weren’t interesting enough.
The car’s the star
If the breaking news wire on the SMH home page is anything to go by, looks like it’s a quiet news day…
How to top a workout – with a couple of burgers
Much as he loves Fitness First (and he does) Dr Mumbo wasn’t quite sure that the gym is necessarily helping its members stick to their new year’s resolutions.
Today’s special email offer for Fitness First members? Two chicken burgers for the price of one at Nando’s…
Cut & Paste (or Kettle & Pot)
While Dr Mumbo would never dream of accusing the staff of The Weekend Australian’s Cut & Paste column of being out of touch with popular culture, it was intriguing seeing them discuss “Jessica Wright, lead singer of British band The Only Way Is Essex”.
Or star of reality TV show, The Only Way Is Essex, as others may know her.
Her reason for appearing Cut & Paste? Failing to know who a famous person (in this case Kim Jong Il) was.
Still, at least the cast have recorded a Christmas single…
The autoplay is over
As the year draws to a close, Dr Mumbo feels a warm feeling of satisfaction.
Fairfax Media has finally decided to let him switch off autoplay videos…
Dr Mumbo now knows how Nelson Mandela must have felt when he finally got out of prison.
Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
Remember the horrific Boost Army “Smile – it won’t kill you” ad of last year featuring founder Janine Allis?
Happily, there is an alternative version.
Mac attack
A note to adland…
Got Macs?
Got any data on them that isn’t backed up?
Dr Mumbo has heard of three different Sydney ad agencies which have arrived at work in recent weeks to discover that every Mac in the office has been stolen. It’s happened to one of them on three occasions.
Keep ‘em peeled…
Like Vegemite. But clearly, for legal reasons, not
Good to see that Aldi’s introduced a new product to its shelves. Remind you of anything?
Dr Mumbo’s correspondent tells him: “I do hope it’s Aussie made!”
There’s no party like a BlackBerry party
Wynyard Station, Sydney, 8am, Tuesday December 20.
The BlackBerry music activation was really beginning to draw a crowd…
The oh dear leader
Big news that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died.
Or Kim Jong The Second, as 2GB and MTR’s Warren Moore prefers to know him…
kim_jong_who by Amelia Marshall
Sadly, it also presumably means the end of the excellent Tumblr Kim Jong Il Looking at Things…
(Hat-tip: @acatinatree)
The Campaign Palace does digital
While bashing The Campaign Palace is becoming increasingly akin to setting fire to a puppy that’s already drowning, Dr Mumbo can’t help but point out the agency’s curious new website.
For starters, it’s asked its “friends at Ted Perez & Associates in Los Angeles” to rebuild the agency website. It seems rather sad that nobody in the entire Y&R Brands group locally was up to the job.
But it may help explain the curious decision to go with the American date convention of month first, then day of the month. Which might make potential Australian clients think they’re looking at a US agency.
And then there’s the fact that the agency’s blog, “The Latest” has only five items, none of which can be linked to. The five?
- An item about the fact that there’s a new website;
- A press release type article about opening a Jakarta office;
- A press release type item dated November about how the agency “recently won two Effies”. If by recently, you mean August. Sadly there’s no room to mention that the Effie awards were both bronze.
- An article that no agency would want a client to see on why the industry pays badly, and treat its graduates as “cheap labor”.
- An article from associate creative director Karl Fleet on why he likes watching wrestling
Unhappily, because of the somewhat curious SEO approach to the website, Google is somewhat baffled about The Campaign Palace, which might make potential clients think they’re looking at an Indonesian agency:


















