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Outlook is cloudy for McDonald’s mood app
If you’ve been on YouTube this morning, you’ve probably been boinked squarely between the eyes by the McDonald’s home page takeover.
If you follow the link, it’s an apparently ambitious digital campaign that looks like its merely fails in the execution. Read more »
Why every agency boss needs to hear how Goodby got its groove back
In the last three years I’ve probably sat through dozens, if not a couple of hundred, industry-related presentations. Just a handful stick with me. Read more »
With a little PR magic from Max Markson, Naomi Robson’s lizard didn’t happen and neither did the cannibals
I had an intriguing press release from publicist Max Markson today.
Naomi Robson is back in front of the camera. Even if it’s only online. And Markson Sparks PR is helping her with the launch of The Naomi Show. Read more »
Coke’s phoney happiness machine is a fail for me
In this guest posting, Tony Richardson argues that the Coke Happiness Machine viral sucks.
The folks at Coke have created a viral video and as hoped it’s being circulated worldwide … but for all the wrong reasons. The main one being that it is possibly the lamest viral ever created. Read more »
Saying no to copy approval
“We’d dash back to the office to knock up a dry, arse-licking account of our “intimate chat” with Peter Andre to email to CAN, who would duly remove every trace of insight or humour, before making us feel sooooo special by perhaps deigning to allow us to publish it. No thanks.”
Will Renai LeMay’s new media business model work?
I’ve been curious for a few days now on what Renai LeMay’s plans are.
Since announcing he was leaving ZDNet, he’s been coy about what he’d be doing next.
Which of course made it all the more interesting. Read more »
Where are our marketing heroes?
“The great Australian tradition of attacking success and anyone that sticks their head above the parapet is stronger than ever. In my recent experiences around the world I can honestly say I have never experienced such collective distaste for one’s own kind.”
The Australian tries to win back Kevin
“One might wonder whether News Ltd feels the need to get on the right side of the Prime Minister, having managed to get itself thoroughly offside with him since the 2007 election.”
Bernard Keane on why Rudd was The Oz’s Australian of the Year
AFR falls four days behind The Oz
On Saturday, we woke up to discover that Wall Street had suffered a big fall. Read more »
Tips for better ideas
While it’s rather cool that Vancouver agency Rethink funds a scholarship for future art directors and designers, the ad they’ve created around it offers even better advice on the creative process. Read more »
Sack the copywriter
Here’s a nice innovation from consumer watchdog Choice, rounding up the best of the month’s Aussie ad blunders. Read more »
If agencies were bands…
The other day I was chatting to the boss of a new agency that’s about to launch.
I asked her what she wanted her agency to stand for. If it was a band, which would the agency be, was my question.
Which then got me to thinking about which bands Australia’s existing agencies would represent. As I began to make notes, I began to realise that it doesn’t look good… Read more »
When a global marketing blunder is a local problem
Sometimes I wonder if being a brand with an international affiliation is more trouble than it’s worth.
Jenny Craig – a weight control brand that’s doing very well in Australia, thanks very much – is the latest to face blowback from an international gaffe. Read more »
Vegetarian and chicken ads prove Sam’s lamb is still the one to beat on Australia Day
When Sam Kekovich’s latest pro-lamb Australia Day address was unveiled last week, a fair bit of the debate centred on whether it was time to change the strategy. Read more »
In defence of disaster journalism
The somewhat grubby tussle between Seven and Nine over who gets credit for rescuing baby Winnie from the Haiti rubble makes an easy target for those who see disaster journalists as vultures.
After all, what can the media do, but get in the way? Read more »
Dutch’s Destiny from Optus: Good idea, shocking acting
Aussie telco Optus has launched Dutch’s Destiny, an online video series featuring the adventures of a young rapper.
The series, which features on an Optus YouTube channel and Channel V, sees viewers being asked to vote on a dilemma at the end of each episode.
It’s a good idea – and yet more evidence that the time is now for video content that goes beyond the 30 second commercial.
Unfortunately the acting makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.
Tim Burrowes
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Comments
18 Oct 09
5:32 pm
Mind you, he does work in a call centre and seems to hate his job. Maybe he works for Optus.
18 Oct 09
6:27 pm
How is this a good idea?
Terrible acting. Cliche plot. Do Optus really think anyone who isn’t part of their agency list would even watch this, let alone enjoy it?
18 Oct 09
8:44 pm
Under the guise of a much misunderstood quality of ‘engagement’ we have had a rash of user-generated story lines. Watch A, then choose B or C. Choose C, then choose D or E. The issue is ‘A’ doesn’t engage, let alone viewed to its conclusion. Lame content, ridiculous story lines, laughable performances and the expectation is someone (outside the immediate agencies) will give time to these brand/sales mechanisms? Get over this idea that engagement can be manufactured without a commitment to long-term, quality initiatives.
18 Oct 09
10:01 pm
I happened to be round at a friend’s place last night when this ‘ad’ broadcast on one of the music channels. I had to ask what it was, and then got stuck wondering how the heck this is going to help their brand.
Then cue the scene about where the so-called music exec propositions the aspiring ‘musician’ for sexual favours to stand a chance of getting somewhere.
A well timed point for the crickets outside to pipe up if there ever was one.
18 Oct 09
11:16 pm
i guess things like this happen when the motivations of the groups involved aren’t aligned
agency that came up with the concept will back it because they want the revenue and want to do a big project
media agency will back it because they want to appease the client and not alienate the creative agency
publisher will back it because it’s a cross platform idea they can PR internally and externally, plus the money is great for these things as a lot of it will be disguised as ‘production’ hard costs.
internally the marketing team will back it as none want to admit they’re not sure how to engage the target audience.
no one involved will have the spine to stand up and question this – no one will ask the question ‘do we really think anyone gives a f*ck about this sort of ad content’ … the assumption will be that this is how modern brands market themselves.
19 Oct 09
10:58 am
Okay, did they hire actors from the same place as Microsoft does?
19 Oct 09
11:01 am
I choose to switch to Three Mobile by the end of the day.
19 Oct 09
11:03 am
Soft porn wrapped in an Optus brand
19 Oct 09
11:05 am
This sort of thing reminds me of that line, “if you book them, they will come”. A great example of someone pulling out the “Gen Y likes this” text book and randomly selecting pages until they have built themselves a “strategy”.
Music + smug actors + perceived influence = successful campaign. Right?
How patronising and, worse, lazy to assume this sort of garbage is going to work.
19 Oct 09
11:15 am
Hang on, I don’t get it. Had he come to clean ze pool?
19 Oct 09
11:46 am
This is utter CRAP.
Not sure how this is “more evidence that the time is now for video content that goes beyond the 30 second commercial”.
This is on par with watching a video of a dog taking a steaming hot turd in the park.
19 Oct 09
1:02 pm
I like how you say “Aussie telco Optus”….
I’m sure the SingTel and its ultimate owner the Singaporean Government appreciate the irony.
19 Oct 09
1:19 pm
Hi Stu,
It’s a shorter way of saying “telco that operates here in Australia”. In the same way that people might think of Sydney’s Daily Telegraph as an Aussie newspaper. In that context, it doesn’t really matter that News Corp is based in the US.
Cheers,
Tim – Mumbrella
19 Oct 09
4:01 pm
How ridiculous. Another great fail for Optus
19 Oct 09
4:03 pm
F. None of the above. How to kill online video in one easy lesson.
19 Oct 09
4:16 pm
youtube channel is going off!!
153 subscribers
11,000 video views
19 Oct 09
9:30 pm
Are you being sarcastic ben?
20 Oct 09
9:23 am
Make it stop. Someone, please
20 Oct 09
10:46 am
So it is an ‘okay’ idea (I can’t stretch myself to good, sorry Tim!).
The premise in some situations would be good and I kind of like the idea behind it, however in the end the fact that it is (a) ultimately for Optus and (b) so poorly put together, scripted and developed are big issues for me.
In the end the ‘campaign’ around this is a bit of a non-starter, because the choices are so poor and the story just isn’t that engaging. This misses the real point on this type of campaign, which is that it is 100% storytelling – if you can’t come up with an engaging story don’t do it – I’d forgive the acting etc if the story was well crafted and engaging!
20 Oct 09
11:03 am
I just threw up a little bit…
20 Oct 09
5:35 pm
Oh what could have been. I’m feeling a bit embarrassed right now.
23 Oct 09
2:28 pm
Is this for real? Just when you thought shows like this were things of the past, you turn on your tv to this rubbish.
Seriously, every time I watch the tv and hear that lame ass intro rap music, I scramble around ripping apart the living room searching for the tv remote.
I feel for the poor kids who do the “acting” (and when I say acting, I use the term lightly) They probably think they’re doing a great job, and that they’ll be the next big thing, reality check… Stick to selling isurance or what ever you do in real life, never try acting again, or rapping for that matter, you’ll probably earn more money in your life time selling insurance than trying to make it big as a rapper.
Still, I feel a little responsible in the whole thing. If I didn’t buy Optus credit or pay an Optus bill my money wouldn’t fund such rubbish. Perhapse a change to Telstra is in order???
Oh, and Optus… FYI… Next time you need an idea for a marketing technique DO NOT… and I mean DO NOT hire some lame ass marketing firm to come up with a “cool idea” aimed at a demographic twenty to thirty years their junior. It doesn’t work, It has never work.
24 Oct 09
11:34 am
I think some might be missing the point. I am 21, I love this campaign, it’s hilarious. The terrible acting has surely got to be intentional. A slick production with David Wenham and Geoffrey Rush isn’t gonna work here. It’s part mockumentary, but just a hint of it, the aim is for my generation to be like “are they serious…this is terrrrrrilble….but I like it, it’s addictive” that kind of thing. The bad acting works.
26 Oct 09
1:16 pm
Brendan, you’re an idiot.
26 Oct 09
4:37 pm
Art Vandelay, you’re clearly as pretentious as your name and have no idea what market you’re dealing with. You will never be able to say you know the demographic I am part of better them me, no matter what data you have. I’m not saying what the agency did here was ingenious and intentional, I’m just saying it works for what it is. You shouldn’t stray from the children 7-12 age market, by the sound of lame insults like that.
26 Oct 09
4:41 pm
and why hide behind Seinfeld aliases anyway? How weak are you? do you just do this to any forum, just go around bagging people?
26 Oct 09
4:47 pm
Brendy boy- did you just quickly google my name and realise it was a Seinfeld character instead of my real “pretentious” name? Whoops!
You better get off mummys internet now and get back to the latest episode of Dutch’s Destiny… You never know what will happen next!!
26 Oct 09
8:14 pm
‘Art’, it seems like you’re the one who is using your mother’s internet. I think this young fella has actually said something interesting that marketers may overlook, but you haven’t really shown any qualification at all to understand any of this discussion so this might be wasted in you. Just stay off this forum or grow up.
26 Oct 09
8:29 pm
And please welcome to Mumbrella, the creative mastermind behind Dutch’s destiny, Mr Graham Welch.
26 Oct 09
9:42 pm
I have to say ‘Art’, if you’re going to treat the discussion in this way at least do so under your own name, then we at least all CAN google who you are (if only to avoid you in future!).
If you can’t do people that courtesy then I doubt anybody is going to pay too much credence to your comments…
27 Oct 09
9:09 am
Simon Julian, I’m not here to service some sycophantic desire for my peers to accept me (or take credence)
But maybe you’re right….
Maybe I should post under my real name….
Maybe I should even link to my own half baked industry blog…. Surely someone will take me seriously then right??
Aaah, I know what’s missing, attaching my CV to my blog. There.. All set. Online acceptance here we come!!
27 Oct 09
4:38 pm
why ARE you here Art? You’re here to hang shit on others from behind a blanket. You’re not adding anything interesting. And congrats on your comment “This is on par with watching a video of a dog taking a steaming hot turd in the park”, that is a really lively and original analogy.
Say what you want now, and you will, and you’ll stew over it, because you’re pretty pathetic and none too clever, but I’ll jump off the hate ship at this stop because I’ve got stuff to do. I’m not coming back to this page again.
ciao Farty
27 Oct 09
4:50 pm
Now now Brendan, no need to call me ‘farty’, that’s quite mean.
Anyway, since you wont be reading this, nice to chat, enjoy the rest of Dutch’s hilarious antics and exploits.
27 Oct 09
8:03 pm
Why Art, you visited my lil website *blush*
Why someone with sooooo much valuable insight and knowledge would grace me with their oh so interesting feedback is just beyond me…thank you just so much, I really mean it.
Seriously, send me your contact details, I’d just love to catch up and trade way interesting thoughts and stuff with you
Anyway, bored now, you’re a one trick pony buddy
27 Oct 09
9:13 pm
What a shame you dont overuse the same sarcastic creative license on your blog a bit more Simon.
27 Oct 09
9:36 pm
I’ll take it under advisement, if only I had met you sooner.
I take back what I said before, you get more interesting as time goes on. Nice to see we’re on a first name basis now, I feel so much more comfortable
4 Nov 09
2:50 am
i agree with brendan, its hilarious and is intentionally mocking, jeeze people