Next on Seven, Watersports With James Blunt
To Sunrise, the home of the Cash Cow and (for as long as his X Factor contract obliges it) occasional guest James Blunt.
The team quizzed Mr B about his winning ways on Twitter, where he’ll often take on those who diss him, retweeting them along with a sardonic swipe.
They illustrated it with a few of Blunt’s greatest tweets and of course couldn’t resist the temptation to use one that mentioned the network’s talent show The X Factor.
Dr Mumbo wonders how it went in viewers’ homes where children wanted mummy or daddy to explain the joke behind the watersports tweet.
7.55am does seem a tad early in the morning to be explaining that particular sexual fetish.
In the chat, Blunt also suggested that his trolls tweet with their trousers round their ankles: