Joe is at the root of the problem for Fairfax
Dr Mumbo suspects that earlier this year the Aussies might have enjoyed having the services of Joe Root as the Poms plundered them in the Ashes, and Fairfax still believes he is of value to the Aussies if this first Test update against NZ is anything to go by.
Unfortunately for the digital team at the SMH, but good news for the Aussies, the batsman is not a lost middle order Englishman, but Aussies Joe Burns.
Root? Burns? It’s just not cricket.
Who stole the Aussie’s apostrophe?