April Fool: Kyle Sandilands to be ABC’s new face of current affairs

This story was published on the morning of April Fool’s Day

TApril Fool: Kyle Sandilands to be ABCs new face of current affairs     Kyle Sandilands ABChe ABC is to swoop for Kyle Sandilands as its new face of news and current affairs coverage in a bid to shore up its fading youth ratings, Mumbrella can reveal.

An insider told Mumbrella: “We believe he’s ideal. He’s a lot more savvy about current affairs than people give him credit for. We believe that in time he will be an excellent replacement for Tony Jones on Q&A.  

“To start off with though, he’ll front the 7.30 Report while Kerry O’Brien takes a couple of weeks off. “But we believe that where he’ll really come into his own is in interviewing young people. In his time at 2Day FM he’s demonstrated that he’s created a tough but fair style for interviewing teenagers.”

Mumbrella understands that in order to buy Sandilands out of his contract as a judge on Seven’s Australia’s Got Talent, the national broadcaster will need to find additional funds. As a result, the ABC is contemplating accepting advertising on certain shows.

The insider told Mumbrella: “We think that The Gruen Transfer would be the perfect fit. It already talks about ads, so the public might not even notice. It’s also an easier sell to advertisers as it’s the only ABC show that anybody from media agencies actually watches.”

Sandilands was unavailable for comment because he was busy reading the Australian Financial Review and watching dateline. The ABC insider told Mumbrella: “This kind of move is something we talk about at this time every year.”

Other stories you may have missed from today:

  • Property site Domain is offering a new service allowing owners to search for homes based on their pets’ lifestyle. According to Domain, the service is initially available only for dogs and cats but they “plan to make it available to hamsters, guinea pigs and rabbits”.

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“There is real evidence here that Google may be working on something much more sinister to counter the China threat.”

“This new state-of-the-art product from Zeald.com is designed to help your users make a purchase decision by incorporating a completely legal form of subliminal messaging.”

  • New iPhone app to help PRs track journalists – Access PR:

1/4/10: Access Public Relations has launched its own iPhone app called the “Journo Locator” which uses GPS mobile technology to predict the probable whereabouts of Sydney-based journalists. The app is based on more than 18 months of data collection from mobile phone, Blackberry and wi-fi data and features the same technology used by The Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire Mental Health NHS Foundation Trust (http://www.obmh.nhs.uk/) in the UK which has conducted a two-year project to evaluate the use of GPS devices to track dementia patients. “Whether journalists are at work, at a café or at an AA meeting, we are accurately able to pinpoint their location more often than not and then, if relevant, ‘accidentally’ run into them to make contact,” Access PR managing partner Andrea Kerekes said. “It is particularly useful to reach those journos who ignore emails or phone calls.” The most accurate readings from the Journo Locator app so far were for marketing and media journalists who could be found loitering outside Fusion Strategy waiting to speak to Steve Allen.

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Comments


  1. Simon
    1 Apr 10
    8:52 am

  2. Hahahhahaha!!!!

    Happy April 1st.

  3. Jo
    1 Apr 10
    8:53 am

  4. Fool!

  5. Ratatoskr
    1 Apr 10
    8:57 am

  6. I find that too stupid to be vaguely believable, sorry.

  7. Shaun
    1 Apr 10
    9:03 am

  8. That’s pretty lame, Mumbrella. Must try harder.

  9. Una
    1 Apr 10
    9:11 am

  10. haven’t even read the content. the headline was just totally unbelieveable.

  11. Tony Stone
    1 Apr 10
    9:30 am

  12. April fool jokes are supposed to be vaguely believable for them to fool anyone!

  13. missp
    1 Apr 10
    9:40 am

  14. Bwahahahaha! I got sucked in! Thanks Mumbrella :-)

  15. mm
    1 Apr 10
    9:48 am

  16. Stranger things have happened. Was Eddie M made CEO of 9 on April 1?

  17. Brumo
    1 Apr 10
    10:01 am

  18. The Domain one would be hilarious if it wasn’t so ludicrously difficult to actually find pet friendly properties on the site.

  19. glasnt
    1 Apr 10
    10:06 am

  20. The Stackoverflow sites have forced users into having email-generated Unicorn avatars.

    stackoverflow.com

    IT”S AWESOME

  21. trish
    1 Apr 10
    10:36 am

  22. Oh my God, I was about to plan my emigration when I realised what date it is today.. brilliant

  23. Mr Corbett
    1 Apr 10
    11:01 am

  24. oh tim…..

  25. Kate
    1 Apr 10
    11:18 am

  26. Worst April Fools effort ever.

  27. Tim
    1 Apr 10
    11:20 am

  28. But Beckham IS joining the socceroos, isn’t he? http://bit.ly/9oiBNa

  29. Andrea
    1 Apr 10
    11:20 am

  30. har de har har

  31. Sean O'Byrne
    1 Apr 10
    11:22 am

  32. Too obvious..nice try

  33. Fooled
    1 Apr 10
    11:27 am

  34. I got taken in by this from an ad in the SMH – I’m such an easy target.

    http://www.artline.com.au/Page.....ickPen.htm

  35. Brooke
    1 Apr 10
    12:05 pm

  36. Catchoftheday.com.au announced 3D operations this morning… “3 Deals”

    http://www.catchoftheday.com.a.....rticle=485

  37. Network
    1 Apr 10
    12:09 pm

  38. spoken to Kyle & it’s all true!

  39. Spunky1972
    1 Apr 10
    12:10 pm

  40. You may possibly have got away with it until you mentioned advertising on the ABC

  41. The Differentiator
    1 Apr 10
    12:28 pm

  42. Might read the other bloggers more now. No just kiddin, i still love you Tim

  43. OtherAndrew
    1 Apr 10
    1:24 pm

  44. @Fooled,

    I saw the same ad and thought ‘awesome, might check it out’ because I had seen a REAL version of the same idea previously and thought of buying one (see http://www.livescribe.com/).

    So much for this statement from Artline: ‘It’s not unreasonable to think Artline are pushing the boundaries of innovation. One look at our range of products proves we’ve been doing so for generations.’ And yet you aren’t even aware that someone else has ‘innovated’ the same product you can only conceive of in your wildest April Fools Day fantasies…

    ‘Innovative’ is an overused, and, in this case, irrelevant word.

  45. Peter
    1 Apr 10
    1:35 pm

  46. WIN bringing back the nine dots…

    http://www.mediaspy.org/report.....llsy-move/

  47. TOTALL FOOLED
    1 Apr 10
    1:56 pm

  48. I really got FOOLED! First time in aages. Thanks Mumbrella.

  49. glasnt
    1 Apr 10
    3:37 pm

  50. http://improveverywhere.com/20.....bway-ride/

    Possible NSFW, but it’s blurred, so it’s ok

  51. Sirkka
    3 Apr 10
    1:52 am

  52. Seems like you are having fun there downunder ;o)

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