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Why is advertising so much better in New Zealand than Australia?
Ok, so this isn’t a new observation.
But it really hit home after I watched some TV ads for a kiwi supermarket yesterday that advertising in New Zealand is so much better than much of the crap that is being served up in this country at the moment.
Why is it that Colenso BBDO Auckland can turn something as bland as a supermarket chain into a brand I almost like, while Australian agencies succeed only in either irritating me (Coles) or passing me by unnoticed (Woolies) because the ads are so average?
My memo to your boss
So let me guess?
You really want to come to Mumbrella360, but you’ve got to justify the time and cost to your boss?
Good news! I think I can help.
Woz not great
In this guest post Tony Prysten argues that the thousand dollar price of seeing out-of-touch Apple co-founder Steve Wozniack on his Australian tour was a waste of money.
This week, for the cost of two iPads (yep, two) I went to the Woz Live conference in Melbourne. I was not impressed.
What the hell is transmedia?
From advertising campaigns to online video series, the term ‘transmedia’ gets quite the work out. But what does it actually mean? Cathie McGinn trawls the media landscape for a definitive definition.

Transmedia, all media and multiplatform are terms often used interchangeably when referencing modern storytelling techniques. Yet, depending who you speak to, there are distinct differences between them.
According to industry experts Encore spoke to, the key elements that define transmedia can be summarised as follows: platform, time, audience, adaptation, and creative collaboration.
Innovation is the remedy for the ailing magazine industry
With magazine circulations plummeting, FHM closing and rumours rife on future ownership of ACP Magazines, Paul Merrill says the only way forward is launching new titles.Eight years ago in the UK, nearly a quarter of all magazine sales came from magazines that were less than four years old. In Australia, the figure was slightly lower, but still significant. Today, the situation is very different. For a start there are so few new magazines. Yes, Masterchef briefly flared, and Top Gear made an initial impact. But Grazia and Alpha fizzled, and now ACP has shelved their plans to launch Elle.
More than a game: broadcasting the Olympics
The 2012 London Olympics will be the biggest televised sporting event of our time. Brooke Hemphill discovers the logistical challenges and technical requirements of producing the event.
From July 27 to August 12, the Australian media will go sport crazy as the Games of the XXX Olympiad, aka the 2012 London Summer Olympics, unfold. The games will be the most televised sporting event of our time as broadcasters look to master every manner of technology at their disposal.
The Voice - Australia's best example yet of social TV
I am an addict of Channel Nine’s hit show The Voice. Such is the extent of my addiction I seriously think my housemate might kick me out of our apartment for the semi-frenzied yelling and tweeting that ensues in our lounge room each time the show airs.It’s the first time in almost three years that such disagreement has resulted in less than civil behaviour towards one another, and it’s made me think it might be a microcosm of the large volume of online debate about the show and, correspondingly, an explanation for its success as a social TV experience.Why brands are the US Army - and culture jammers are the Viet Cong
In this guest posting, Dave Burgess, who painted ‘No War’ on the Sydney Opera House, claims that ‘amoral’ advertisers have copied his idea.
Culture jamming is a 28-year-old term coined by the San Francisco-based band Negativland, who declared that the ‘Studio for the cultural jammer is the world at large’.
Branded content is dead. Long live branded content
In this guest posting, Anthony Freedman argues why branded content is making a comeback.
A few short years ago, probably concurrent with the advent of the PVR, a new term emerged within the marketing communications industry; branded content. This was really synonymous with advertiser funded TV shows where programming was created by brands and deals struck with networks to broadcast them.
There were varying degrees of success with this model.
Shock advertising: 30 ads that would give Australia's ad watchdog a coronary
Is shock an underused weapon in Australian advertising, asks Robin HicksToday, Sydney agency The Cabana Boys used an image of a mouth sewn together to shock people with the idea that problem gamblers lie to conceal their habit. Is it the most disturbing image ever? No. Will it get banned by the Advertising Standards Bureau? No. But it did make me wonder why shock is not used more often in Australia – and not just by charities and government bodies. (WARNING: NSFW)
The making of ratings blockbuster The Voice
Jason Mountney goes on the set of Channel Nine’s talent search series, The Voice, to see how the format, based on an international franchise, has come together. What ingredients have gone into making this certified hit that’s rated more than two million viewers on three consecutive nights?
Mike Goldman has one of the toughest jobs on the set of the Nine network’s new talent show, The Voice. He not only has to narrate the show, but also keep the audience from losing their enthusiasm as they realise shooting TV programs takes a lot longer than the one-hour bursts they see in their lounge rooms. A lot longer.
Nine problems stopping The Global Mail from getting an audience
While it’s a shame The Global Mail has failed to make an impact on the media landscape, the signs have been there for some time.I love the concept of a well resourced, philanthropically-funded independent news site. Anywhere in the world, that’s a rare and wonderful thing. In Australia even more so. So I hope that Grame Wood gets to see his investment make a difference.
And I have no inside info on whether Monica Attard’s sudden departure is linked to the site’s failure to find an audience so far.
Regardless, here are nine areas they can easily start to address:
Journalism’s new model?
Does the launch of philanthropically funded news site The Global Mail signal a new era for journalism or is the model destined to be a passing fad, asks Cathie McGinn in this article first published in Encore magazine.With little fanfare, philanthropically funded news site The Global Mail launched in February this year.
The online-only title received a generous five-year funding commitment from businessman Graeme Wood, founder of accommodation website wotif.com, who donated $15million.
Five things that make a great suit
In this guest posting, Gareth Collins argues that the role of a great account manager is to make the work betterI’m surprised at how many suits I meet who don’t know their role in the advertising business. The question ‘what does an advertising account manager or director do?’ is frequently met with answers such as project manager, relationship manager, plate spinner or go between … and those are the nice ones.
Success is judged on the ability to manage a process, be strong administratively and get stuff done. And while a good suit needs to do all of these things brilliantly, if these are the traits that define a great suit, then I’m in the wrong job.
What the hell is transmedia?
From advertising campaigns to online video series, the term ‘transmedia’ gets quite the work out. But what does it actually mean? Cathie McGinn trawls the media landscape for a definitive definition.
Transmedia, all media and multiplatform are terms often used interchangeably when referencing modern storytelling techniques. Yet, depending who you speak to, there are distinct differences between them.
Who needs an interest rate update when there’s porn
The next time someone from your office is doing a live cross on TV, make sure you don’t have porn on your computer screen.
Dr Mumbo would love to know who this unsuspecting staffer is to the left hand side of the screen as Macquarie Private Wealth’s Martin Lakos gives Seven News an interest rate update.
The staffer in the background can be seen opening up pictures of naked women, including what appears to be a near-nude photo of Miranda Kerr. It isn’t until the end of the live cross that he looks around and realises he’s got company…
The incident has already been picked up by several news outlets in the US and UK, with the bank forced to a release a statement saying: “Macquarie has strict policies in place surrounding the use of technology and the issue arising from today’s live cross on Seven News is being dealt with internally.”
And that folks is the reason why porn should be consumed in the privacy of your own home.
Some of the media coverage so far:
- What a cheeky banker – The Sun
- TV interview catches banker looking at near-nude photos on computer – The Guardian
- Banker viewing topless women caught out on Australian TV - The Telegraph (UK)
- Macquarie Banker Caught With Naked Miranda Kerr Photos On Australian TV – Huffington Post
- Red-faced bank worker caught ogling naked model on live TV news link – Daily Mail
- Bank man caught clicking sexy Miranda Kerr pics during live news broadcast – NYDailyNews.com
- Aussie banker views nudes in live TV feed – New Zealand Herald
- Seven’s rates cross very hot news – The Australian
- Interest in assets rather than rates – The Sydney Morning Herald
- Macquarie worker caught looking at nude photos on live TV – Ninemsn
- Banker busted live on TV looking at naked model Miranda Kerr – The Daily Telegraph
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Comments
2 Feb 10
6:45 pm
Seems like he will have all the time in the world to enjoy porn in the privacy of his own home from now on.
2 Feb 10
9:30 pm
Yup, I am glad I’m not him… This is going viral….
3 Feb 10
8:34 am
Is this porn? Unless I’m mistaken it looks to me like she is not exposing any of her “privates” and is all in the best possible taste.
3 Feb 10
9:04 am
They’re always banking, these guys. Comes from the machismo environment IMO.
3 Feb 10
9:04 am
Did I say banking?
3 Feb 10
9:23 am
Why on earth is the camera operator framing the shot with the spokesperson to the RHS of screen? It looks like they’re intentionally putting the ‘porn’ in the shot! He even zooms in as the cross closes. Something fishy here.
3 Feb 10
9:40 am
Looks like a set up to me.
3 Feb 10
9:44 am
according to an article i read it was just photos from a miranda kerr shoot – no biggie?
3 Feb 10
10:11 am
I have a feeling this was carefully considered and well planned.
I am sure he was a disgruntled employee looking for a way to seek revenge on his employer.
It worked.
3 Feb 10
10:12 am
@Scott Pettet
Gees, ok, follow carefully….
The video above is shot by someone using a camera phone – OFF THE TV. you can tell because the image is distorted. So the zooming/framing is intentional.
The original footage that went to air is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1m8a4Jl4ZI
3 Feb 10
10:12 am
it’s hardly porn … it’s not like he’s whacking off to redtube or anything
3 Feb 10
10:15 am
Scott – I think you’ll find someone has actually shot a close-up of the TV screen in order to show the banker in the background.
I reckon someone has spotted it on their IQ, rewound it and got the video camera out….. gold.
3 Feb 10
10:23 am
Miranda Kerr should at least visit the guy and apologise for being hot enough to get fired over
3 Feb 10
12:30 pm
Valerio… close… it was a Tivo…. it’s a bugger to get video off the Tivo and onto a PC and then edit it etc.
iPhone was easy and quick. I’ve linked on my YouTube page to the better quality version from someone else.
And yes the zooming was deliberate… mainly for clarity
3 Feb 10
3:32 pm
@Pete O Geez… condescending are we?
How am I supposed to know this was not the actual TV footage, as is suggested by the story? Perhaps the video should be the actual footage that went to air, which would more accurately reflect the story?
Hard to believe someone just ‘happened’ to be Johnny on the spot with the cam phone. The whole thing looks like a set up.
3 Feb 10
4:18 pm
this is a beat up…I dont think you can call Miranda a supermodel and then comment its smut and porn on the other!!
Come on Tim this is blatant news grabbibg that belongs in the Herald sun not amougst your intelligent band of readers or has your demo slipped?
3 Feb 10
4:23 pm
Larry, sounds like you’re the man in the know. What’s redtube or something?
3 Feb 10
4:29 pm
how brilliant would it be if it was a GQ (apparently where the pics were from) stunt?! Not that I suspect that for a minute but just saying..
Could the banker become the next Corey? I mean how well did it go for Kevin when it emerged that he had been in a strip club.
It’s hardly a beatup, it’s just a good chuckle at a time when we are all a little unhappy about bankers.
3 Feb 10
5:01 pm
He’s an economist! He’s paid to study figures all day!
3 Feb 10
6:10 pm
Is it any worse than having the GQ MAG on your desk. What a beat up. Great publiicity for GQ though.
4 Feb 10
3:11 am
those are the same scum that got millions of bail out money in America, the UK and Australia. Good folks like Bernie Madoff, Lehman Brothers and Richard Fuld…Good honest bankers are all the same no matter which country they hail from. no he won’t be fired ,probable get a bigger bonus!!!
Macquarie Private Wealth’s Martin Lakos proves there is no need to make money for clients-’cause Martin Lakos makes money even when his team watch filth.!!!!
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