World exclusive: Someone famous was in the same restaurant as me

Today Dr Mumbo asks the big question:

Is this the worst front page story an Australian daily metro masthead newspaper has ever produced?  

World exclusive: Someone famous was in the same restaurant as me    madonna mX

Comments


  1. OtherAndrew
    19 Mar 10
    12:09 pm

  2. Yes.

  3. jamesT
    19 Mar 10
    12:10 pm

  4. hmm really expected more from the hard hitting news journal that is MX

  5. missp
    19 Mar 10
    12:11 pm

  6. If only I’d known that was all you needed to get a front page – I would have had dozens! This entire article should only have ever appeared on her Facebook page…

  7. Taryn
    19 Mar 10
    12:12 pm

  8. I thought that when I saw it – but it made me pick it up… Very lame though

  9. DanM
    19 Mar 10
    12:15 pm

  10. She’s been doing it for years

  11. Scott Pettet
    19 Mar 10
    12:15 pm

  12. No worse than the Daily Tele having a test drive of Lara Bingle’s Aston Martin on their front page!

  13. buckle
    19 Mar 10
    12:16 pm

  14. I guess Rupert was right, people will have to pay if they want quality journalism.

  15. Stilgherrian
    19 Mar 10
    12:17 pm

  16. Thursday night is blokey payday night, yeah? This is just mX,‘s equivalent of lingerie waitress happy hour. Blonde chick on front page? “Mission Accomplished”, as they say.

  17. OtherAndrew
    19 Mar 10
    12:18 pm

  18. @buckle,

    Such wisdom in those words – definitely the way things are heading, particularly online.

    Question is: would you pay for mumbrella?

  19. 'Pong
    19 Mar 10
    12:24 pm

  20. I am such a bad photo journo. I was on the rooftop of Oxford Hotel for Mardi Gras Parade time lapse. George Michael was there the whole time I didn’t give a toss.

  21. Scott Taylor
    19 Mar 10
    12:42 pm

  22. I’m not privvy to the inner workings of print media, but how does “Hmm slow news day. I know, put me on the front page!” actually make it all the way up the chain of command and still get the nod?

    Can’t imagine it goes down too well with your colleagues either.

  23. David
    19 Mar 10
    12:46 pm

  24. In health shorthand Mx stands for menstruation… so that this make this paper a rag??

  25. Sheena
    19 Mar 10
    2:18 pm

  26. I enjoyed the article. MX is a free ‘light reading’ paper for city commuters – after a day at the office I would think most people enjoy reading ‘fluff’ pieces. I would much rather read about a journalist’s experience partying with Madonna and her entourage than about Lara Bingle.

  27. Basil
    19 Mar 10
    3:50 pm

  28. Yes…picked this up yesterday and was DISGUSTED…thanks for covering the abismal “journalistic” skills of this “news”paper.

  29. RexD
    19 Mar 10
    3:55 pm

  30. Not sure those have to be our only choices, @Sheena. I think reading mX actually can make you dumber.

    Whenever I am desparate on a train [i.e., bookless, without BlackBerry/iPhone, and there's a boring looking person opposite] I pick up mX. I always feel a little bit sick afterwards. I think it is from swallowing dead brain cells. They’re like sea water in that way.

  31. Al
    19 Mar 10
    3:56 pm

  32. At least they got the pitcure hierarchy right – hero the shorts! I think this journalist has a bit of Tyra Banks Syndrome

  33. Tracey
    19 Mar 10
    3:56 pm

  34. I saw Russell Crowe at Cafe Zoe in Surry Hills a few weeks ago, in fact he’s probably been talking about me continuously as the girl that walked past with the retro 80s glitter sunglasses on, just like I’m sure Madonna rushed out to buy a pair of those dodgy blue hotpants! I posted my brush with fame in my Facebook status update but it was probably about as interesting to my friends as I found reading this cover.

    @Other Andrew; I’d pay for Mumbrella, it’s the legitamate way our whole office takes a break from the daily drudge as none of us are smokers. Mumbrella is the unofficial smoko in our office!

  35. Anonymous
    19 Mar 10
    3:56 pm

  36. Buckle, you dickhead, mX is FREE!

  37. anon1
    19 Mar 10
    4:26 pm

  38. It was the worst pair of shorts ever featured on the cover of a newspaper.

    I couldn’t get past that atrocity to reading the actual article.

  39. Stilgherrian
    19 Mar 10
    4:38 pm

  40. Surely those shorts are no worse than this pair of shorts on Samantha Fox?

    Well, it’s Friday…

  41. RexD
    19 Mar 10
    4:39 pm

  42. Oh, dear Anonymous. You’re not reprezzenting for mX readers – then again, maybe you are.

  43. Ruthers
    19 Mar 10
    4:45 pm

  44. I must be dyslexic….I thought it said “Madonna walks into a bra!”

  45. Warlach
    19 Mar 10
    4:49 pm

  46. Meh, it’s trash, but it’s Mx, what do you expect? I agree with Sheena, it’s vitriolic crud aimed at the lowest common denominator but at least they know their audience.

    Meanwhile, it may be the worst front page story an Australian daily metro masthead newspaper has ever produced, but it’s also an awful picture – buy a scanner, Tim. :)

  47. Megan
    20 Mar 10
    2:14 am

  48. It’s good to know we have alternative afternoon papers to the Murdoch press!

  49. Larry
    20 Mar 10
    1:35 pm

  50. not sure MX is a newspaper. Newspapers require news generally.

    MX to me seems like stuff that makes you forget your day at work and gives you inane stuff to talk about once you get home.

  51. aktif
    20 Mar 10
    2:34 pm

  52. Mx is the only paper you can read and know less than before you read it.

  53. Long time listener, first time caller...
    22 Mar 10
    1:13 pm

  54. Yeah Buckle – Ya Dickead!

    Yikes…

  55. Anonymous 2
    4 Apr 10
    1:13 pm

  56. @ Anonymous – that was precisely Buckle’s point – mX is free… and therefore lacks quality… what don’t you understand?

  57. Streetsweeper
    4 Apr 10
    6:16 pm

  58. Mx should pay to clean up the mess they create in our afternoons or pay for recycling bins in train stations. Cityrail shouldn’t allow this. Go to a newsagent and buy something worth taking home, people.

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