Z grade celebrity seeks flatmate
Remember Ben the marketing tosser with the worst flat in Bondi?
Dr Mumbo is happy to report that there’s also a media tosser in Surry Hills doing his copywriting thing on Gumtree:
I’m a dude and I live with 2 lovely ladies (22 – 28). We work hard and party hard. I’m gay and single so you probably shouldn’t be gay yourself as I’ll just get drunk and try to make a pass at you. Straight guys or women welcome. Also you should be fairly attractive or eccentric for our Facebook Photos that we will take together at our fancy dress parties. I’m also a Z grade celebrity in Sydney so from time to time I will need you to leak incriminating photos of me in the home etc to pump up my PR. A YouTube video tour of my channel is mandatory viewing upon agreeing to live in our bohemian abode.
The owner of this property has been very generous to retain our 4 bed terrace in its original state circa 1890 with little to no renovation. This is your chance to feel like an Irish immigrant at the turn of the last century! You won’t mind the occasional cockroach, outdoor toilet or random hole in the floor. The upside? 3 minute walk from Central Station; large garden BBQ area & awesome housemates. We work in advertising, reception, radio and retail.
Our ex housemate has picked up a gig in Adelaide rather suddenly and he has left behind a bed, a desk a chair and a clothes hanger/wardrobe thingy in your room. You can use them if you want.
Rent is $190 a week and includes gas, electricity, water, foxtel and WiFi internet which is cheap for Surry Hills, sadly. No bond because I’m hopeless with money and will never pay you back.
You will be young or young at heart.
You will be a non smoker or pretend to be.
You will be able to simultaneously appreciate Q&A and any Real Housewives Franchise.
You will not have a 5 year collection of toe nail clippings ( yes this happened http://brek.co/1v )
Other than that we are pretty open minded. Let your freak flag fly.
Get in touch ASAP, room avail now. I will judge you if you apply from a Hotmail address but it’s not a deal breaker this time around as we’re pretty desperate.
James, Rachael & Issy
Ha Ha THAT mural in the living room is a deal-breaker!
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I like the honesty of this – quite funny and I’m sure it won’t be the last of these “flatmate wanted” ads after Ben the marketing tosser penned his.
Would I want to live there? Er, no thanks.
Hope it works out for you guys though….
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And the original Ben is looking again – http://sydney.gumtree.com.au/c.....Z348217658
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Brilliant 🙂
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I know this man, and I can attest that the rodents in this “abode” are spectacular.
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Since we put it up yesterday we’ve had over 50 applications!
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I don’t need a place, but I really want to apply to live here. Sounds more fun than where I live!
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Brilliant: “You will be able to simultaneously appreciate Q&A and any Real Housewives Franchise.”
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Thanks Mumbrella! http://au.tv.yahoo.com/sunrise.....-flatmate/
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