Why I got a LinkedIn-enabled microchip implanted in my hand
While most of us are so glued to our phones that we may as well have them permanently attached, the idea of actually embedding a device under our skin hasn't quite caught on yet.
PhD's Remi Baker decided to explore the idea of implantable technology with two microchips embedded in her hands to help with tasks like unlocking her office door, swiping into the gym, and even sharing her LinkedIn profile at networking events. Remi told Mumbrella how she sees future possibilities.
I’ve always been intrigued about the future.
From watching movies like Minority Report where we interact with screens in mid-air, to Her, a future where we fall in love with our virtual personal assistants. There are many depictions of how artificial intelligence and technology will change the way that we interact and behave.
Whilst technology already plays an important role in our lives, as it continues to advance and we become increasingly addicted to its benefits, the boundaries between humanity and technology will become increasingly blurred.
One of the topics in PhD’s new book Merge that really caught my attention was invisibles, a form of technology that is so integral to our lives, that it is no longer just an extension of us, but instead, it lives inside of us.
While this sounds like science fiction, it’s increasingly becoming fact.
There’s a generation of biohackers who are already transforming themselves using microchips roughly the size of a grain of rice. These tiny little microchips are being implanted into hands, enabling card free travel and easy access to places like the office or gym.
A company called Epicenter, a co-working space for start-ups in Sweden, already offers voluntary microchipping to its 150 employees, which enables them to open doors, use office technology like photocopiers and even pay for lunch at the office café with just the tap of their hand.
The key to our uptake of these microchips is rooted in our addiction to the utility and benefits that they provide. It’s the convenience that really appeals. I like to travel light – if I can go out without lugging around a bag or a purse, I will.
Quite often all I take is my phone with a few cards tucked away in the case. Being able to head out in the future completely hands free sounded like the dream.
As soon as I found out that the microchips were available right here in Sydney through a company called Future Sumo, off I went to try it for myself.
Choosing my microchips
I decided that if I was going to get it done, I may as well go all in, so I chose to get two microchips implanted, each with a different purpose. One RFID chip (radio-frequency identification) in my left hand, and one NFC chip (near-field communication) in my right hand.
The RFID chip is pretty straight forward. I got mine linked to my work access card, which means that I can open doors in the office, operate the lift and work the printer, by simply tapping my hand on the reader.
With the NFC chip, the options were a bit more limited. Whilst I wanted to connect mine to my Opal or bank card, I was told that there were a few issues with doing so.
Instead, I decided to connect it to my LinkedIn account to use at networking events. All I need to do to make it work, is tap my hand against someone’s phone, and they’re taken straight to my LinkedIn page.
The NFC chip is easily updatable. Using a simple mobile phone application I can re-programme my chip to do a multitude of tasks and hold different types of information. From storing medical information to (eventually) being able to pay for stuff with a simple tap of my hand.
Getting the chips implanted
The process itself was surprisingly quick and straight forward. Having watched a few videos online beforehand, I can safely say that it looks worse than it is!
Our lovely professional piercer Tara was quick to put me at ease, despite us being her first human microchip implants. Her previous test was on an uncooked turkey leg! She reassured us that 12 years in practice and being a professional piercing trainer meant that we didn’t need to worry.
The first thing she did was numb and sterilise the area, before repeatedly pinching the skin between the thumb and forefinger to break up the tissue.
Once the area has been prepared, there’s a short, sharp sting as the chip is inserted with a pre-loaded syringe. It’s not particularly painful and the feeling is pretty similar to a routine injection.
There was no blood at all and the mark that was left is no bigger than a freckle. It’s a little red, but I’m told that will go down in a few days.
Facing the fear
One thing that did surprise me, was just how controversial a topic this was to everyone that I mentioned it to. It really divided opinion. Don’t get me wrong, I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea and sure, I expected some level of hesitation, but there were a lot of questions:
Is it safe? Is it painful? Can you be tracked? Is it in there for good? Can it be hacked? Or as my sister so kindly asked, can someone hack it so that you constantly hit yourself round the face? Afraid not.
In a future where this type of merge could happen at scale, there are some genuine concerns that will need to be addressed. Just as all technology comes with benefits, it also has its inevitable dangers and pitfalls.
Looking to the future
For me, one of the most interesting aspects lies in the potential of implantable technology. Whilst today the uses are relatively limited, the possibilities for the future are infinite. From using the microchips to track everything that’s going on inside of our bodies to using it to control everything outside of them.
Imagine a day when we leave the office, hop in the car, drive home, enter the front door, cook dinner in the oven and boil the kettle for a cup of tea, all without needing to turn on a single switch, swipe a single card or turn one single key.
Remi Baker is strategy director at PhD Australia.
One of the coolest things I’ve seen. Have you thought about using geo-location for things like lights in house etc.?
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double face palm
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Six six six soul trading finally
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I honestly thought this article was satire before I opened it…
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Genuinely thought this was a Betoota Advocate story.
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1st hacking incident in 3…2…
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I still can’t tell if it’s a pisstake or not. I really hope it is.
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Story about the future of technology starts with reference to Minority Report
Never seen that done before
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This implant is a way of ‘the Establishment’ gaining control of the humans that are dumb enough to fall under their control!
Don’t get one under any circumstances if you do you will become one of THEM!
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I AGREE DON’T GET ONE!!
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Governments and banks all over the world must love people like you, helping them set the stage for a world in which everything about each individual, and therefore all society, is controlled and tracked by them. Complete enslavement in the name of technological advancement and ‘convenience’. Hopefully I’ll be long gone before this becomes the norm.
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Awesome write up Remi! I hope your hands are not too sore! Mine has healed up real well! Cheers!
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If anyone can get hold of a bible read the book of Revelation chapter 13:15-18.
This is the introduction to the mark of the beast and I would advise all , believers or non believers to never have anything implanted in your body at all .
Also Jesus is the way the truth and the life.
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How can I get one?
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The chips will eventually be installed more permanently and deeper, more difficult to remove. They will eventually divulge more information about our person than we care to share. They will eventually limit (not grant) our access and privilege. They will eventually compromise our security and privacy.
Tell me, in what ways will this convenience improve the quality of your life? All convenience comes with a cost.
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Pls everyone that’s all done by Satan..plsss sty out of it
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I would love to do this and hate the way people use Christianity to say we shouldn’t, after all if you have it on the left hand, that can’t be the mark of the beast, as that’s on the right hand or forehead!! Also people saying it tracks you are shady – if you have nothing to hide, why should you worry what your boss knows about where you go and what you do? I certainly don’t care as I know I’ve got nothing to hide.
The one thing stopping me from doing this is cancer. Both my parents have had it and when I did research to get a chip implant I found out that a high proportion of lab mice and zoo animals got aggressive, fatal cancers at the location of the implant. This really worries me as no studies have been done in humans. Also many dogs and cats have had tumours form around the implants. If it wasn’t for this risk, I’d definitely get one
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The cluelessness fanboy/girlism in place of actual knowledge is gobsmacking.
Firstly – NFC *is* RFID, it’s not an either/or.
Secondly Henry before you declare it cool, perhaps you should understand what is being presented. It has *nothing* to do with geolocation! These are passive chips… not sub-dermal Apple watches with GPS and Wifi/4G.
Think of them as editable tattoos of barcodes, thats all they are.
That someone would want it hooked up to their LinkedIn profile says all that needs to be said
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This is when IoT expands to humans as another category of things. Such a sad demise.
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