Cluck you McDonald’s
I’m sure McDonald’s has a PR plan for most eventualities. But dancing dwarves dressed as chickens?
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But I didn’t think Maccas use real chicken anyways?!
Of course they use real chicken – but just the lips and arseholes
McDonald’s only use 100% real chicken breast in all their chicken products. This campaign is for a new chicken line that will be launched over the coming weeks.
Is “real chicken breast” actually real chicken breast, or is it Real Chicken (r) Breast ™ – the “Breast” product from the “Real Chicken” company, a branch of BP who are dedicated to creating chicken substitutes from oil residue from the Gulf, discarded plastic bags and depleted uranium shells?
I’m not making that accusation, I’m just asking the question.
@Anonymous 2 I hear that ‘Maccydee’s’ uses reconstituted chicken breasts. When I asked how fresh they were I was told to mind my own business. With that I visited a kitchen showroom and bought a ‘reconstituted’ granite benchtop. I didn’t fancy building my kitchen out chicken…
Now here is where it all ties together:
Some forms of granite can contain harmful radioactive substances and ‘Maccydee’s’ contains harmful cr@p, both of which can give you cancer.
Gooday.
I don’t care if you say it’s a bad food.I like McDonalds and I will eat their food until I die.
jason, do that and you’ll get there way before the rest of us.