Don’t know who to vote for? Sportsbet delivers an alternative political wishlist
No doubt, like many of us, Dr Mumbo is struggling with where to cast his vote over the weekend – with Malcolm, Bill, Nick and whoever that bloke is tramping the bush for the Greens hardly offering an inspiring choice.
Sportsbet appears to be of the same view and has decided to offer a wish-list of alternatives with a cheeky pre-election campaign now doing the rounds.
Who wouldn’t vote for the ‘Cure Man Flu’ Party or, for those who get teary-eyed at kittens being insulted, the ‘Harden Up’ Party.
Overall, Sportsbet reckons there’s eight parties more worthy of a vote than the current mob, including the ‘F**k Kale’ Party, the ‘I Don’t Mind’ Party and for people who hate the procession of dinner plates in their social media streams, the ‘Social Media Restriction’ Party.
Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be a ‘Stick Your Selfie Stick Up Your Arse’ party.
