Fairfax staff play the Hunger Games
Dr Mumbo loves three things: passive aggressive office notes, CAPITAL LETTERS, and the fictional dystopian world depicted in The Hunger Games.
So as you can imagine, all his dreams came true when AFR technology, media and telecommunications editor Paul Smith revealed tensions over fridge bandits are high at Pyrmont, where one helpful employee has reminded staff that if Fairfax’s fridge was a supermarket “you would be arrested”.
The note, presumably written by a hungry employee, pleads with the would-be criminals to “Please think about why people bring their lunch; it’s cost affective”.
Times are hard at Fairfax Towers. Time to embrace the tech/Google led future and start giving us free food I reckon. pic.twitter.com/h5nAevyqPZ
— Paul Smith (@SaysSmithy) June 28, 2017
Smith’s Tweet of the sign suggested it was time for Fairfax boss Greg Hywood to adopt the Silicon Valley approach of free food for the staff.
Dr Mumbo’s friendly tip to famished Fairfax staff is curried egg sandwiches – rarely if ever pilfered – and good fuel should you find yourself in a Hunger Games re-enactment.
Staggering they can’t even use the right it’s…
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Further confirmation of declining standards is the grammar: “Its cost effective”
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Think of a hard to resist snack (Tim Tams are good) open packet and eat a few. Carefully make some incisions into the rest of the biscuits and insert chilli powder/oil (ghost chilli/habanero available quite easily). Sit back and enjoy the show. Hiccups are an easy giveaway that the chilli intake was too much for the unsuspecting victim…
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Yeah, there’s a pretty good Q&A on Quora about people who have caught food thieves using various methods. Chilli is a good one.
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Didn’t they know? Google have been eating their lunch for years!
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Might be worth the investment… https://www.perpetualkid.com/theft-deterrent-moldy-sandwich-bags.html
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