Helping poopers analyse their turd babies. It’s what adland does
They seem to do their trade press PR differently in the US.
Somewhat mistakenly given our rather more antipodean focus, Mumbrella was emailed the following press release by a US-based agency.
“The Detox Authority, Jaison Greene, is here to whip your shit into shape–literally.
“Jaison Greene is the Detox Authority of New York City, the problem was nobody knew him. So we decided to make an introduction when people would need it most; while on a public toilet regretting their New Year’s Eve bender.
“We placed branded Detox Authority toilet paper around NYC to make people aware of his expertise. Each roll has printed pointers to help poopers analyze and diagnose their turd babies ultimately encouraging them to cleanse from the inside out.
“So you, and your bum, may truly have a happy and healthy new year.”
You’re welcome to insert your own joke about US adland folk being full of shit right here.
