Dr Mumbo

The train now departing from Platform 1 is for Obvious, calling at Condescending and Patronising en route

newspaper platformsDo you know what a newspaper platform is?

Unfortunately, Dr Mumbo is from 1982 so he doesn’t.

So he was delighted to come across this video explanation from marketing body Newspaper Works.

Apparently they’re like railway platforms. Only newspapers.

But in case of misunderstanding, they do explain “You don’t actually need to get on a train.” Which comes as a relief to Dr Mumbo.

Next up, how the economy is like a banana smoothie.

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