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Want press freedom in Australia? Try Spray ‘N’ Wipe For Journos

What are news organisations to do when press freedom in Australia is such a monumental failure?

Well, thanks to a new product,  Spray ‘N’ Wipe For Journos, there’s a new way to avoid detection.

At last night’s News Media Awards, The Chaser’s Andrew Hansen revealed how journos can stay out of jail, erase their files and clear their tracks (when the PM won’t do jack).

Presenting, Spray ‘N’ Wipe For Journos, sung along to one of Dr Mumbo’s favourite jingles, Ajax Spray ‘N’ Wipe.

The freedom of the press left my desk in such a mess
Documents on the floor, then the feds burst in the door
They tried to read my e-mail, but I threw them off the trail
With Spray ‘N’ Wipe For Journos, I might stay out of jail

Spray ‘N’ Wipe makes you smile
By erasing all your files
It wipes your USB sticks when the feds are being big pricks
So, thank you, Spray ‘N’ Wipe For Journos

Another visit from the feds, came and searched under my bed
And when they wanted more, they looked in my undies drawer
They took official pictures of incriminating knickers,
But I’d Spray ‘N’ Wiped my docs, so all they see’s my socks

Spray ‘N’ Wipe clears your tracks
When the PM won’t do jack
When press freedom in Australia is a monumental failure
Say thank you, Spray ‘N’ Wipe For Journos


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