Dr Mumbo

Bachelor blunder

The first Australian Bachelor Tim Robards and his chosen suitor Anna Heinrich tied the knot this week, with The Sunday Telegraph declaring the union was particularly notable because “they are the only couple from the show whose relationship has endured”.

Dr Mumbo hopes nobody tells this devastating news to third Bachelor Sam Wood and his partner Snezana Markoski, or second Bachelorette Georgia Love and her long-term boyfriend Lee Elliott.

Happily, but not accurately, ever after

Wood and Markoski welcomed the country’s first Bachelor Baby in October last year, with the tabloids currently disagreeing on whether the pair have secretly wedded, while by all accounts – by which Dr Mumbo of course means Instagram – Love and Lee remain together.

Dr Mumbo notes, despite the Telegraph’s exclamation, love is actually all around!

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