Betoota bitter
 
	The Betoota Advocate will be dialling down the online casino push
Dr Mumbo always hates to see a media divorce, so he was saddened to learn that the team at The Betoota Advocate appear to have parted ways with their media sales house. He learned this news via an email from the satirical publication announcing the imminent relaunch of its website tonight:
“After seeing what happened with the Bureau of Meteorology’s ‘relaunch,’ we’re a little nervous. But to be fair, there was much to be improved with our old site. We’d let the people who ran our ads infest it with the most egregious rubbish known to man: pop-ups, online casinos, betting apps, and what we can only assume were slave-made products from the darkest corners of the world. It was somewhat lucrative, but deep down we knew that what we do is too important to be girt by such smut.”
Roll on 8pm tonight, Queensland time, when the new look Betoota meets the world.

