Bloodthirsty killer wanted
So here’s a nice ad that went up on Seek yesterday.
Apparently the Cerberus organisation is looking to hire a biotic-powered super soldier.
Cerberus is a leading galactic organisation, devoted to human survival at any cost. Due to the recent disappearance of entire human colonies, Cerberus is looking for a team of elite assassins to join the fight for mankind.
Oh great, more spam on employment websites.
Cool and funny.
Definitely in the ‘Wish I’d Thought Of It’ category
Damn it, I spent all morning re-jigging my CV to apply for the position.
Better take my kill count off before I forget …
@Kristian – you mean that there are REAL “jobs” advertised by the less than spotless recruitment agents of Sydney – I have to say that I don’t think there is much more that you can say to that. Thanks for coming.
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES
– Work closely with the most wretched and dangerous scum of inter-galactic society. (BANKERS!!?)
– Strategically plan and implement pain, death and destruction on enemy aliens.
(UMMM, AGAINST BANKERS AND MAQCAURIE BANK??)
– Save the human race.
(AGAINST BANKS. GUESS YOU SAW THAT ONE COMING, HUH?)
Nice!
On the subject of Real vs Surely-Not-You’ve-got-To-Be-Kidding job ads, a mate sent this one through earlier this week if anyone’s up for a chuckle:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2.....developer/
There’s a typo and then…Something you weren’t quite expecting…And then another …
Bit of bad humour from Seek there. Probably should’ve just done a deal for a bigger cut…
12,000’s a good view count though. Pretty good result.