Dr Mumbo

Election certainties and the columnist’s art

Here’s an election prediction.  

A not-very-original columnist (or possibly more than one) will write an opinion piece about the election that follows the following structure.

It’s the head-to-head battle the whole country is talking about. But by the end of Sunday evening there will be one winner in the battle for Australia’s hearts and minds. Everything is at stake as preparation and skill come under scrutiny.

But enough about Masterchef, let’s talk about the leaders’ debate.

All sightings of the use of this structure should be reported to hacks@cutandpasterus.com.


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