Lisa Wilkinson’s mysterious ninja family excursion
As a big fan of Lisa Wilkinson, Dr Mumbo has been devotedly following her social feeds since she left Nine, curious to see what she might do next.
What he didn’t expect was to discover from Lisa’s posts was that his dream of becoming the first Australian Ninja Warrior may have been ripped from his fingers.
Why is Dr Mumbo not confident he can win, you might ask? It all comes back to a mysterious post to Lisa’s Instagram feed.
Just last week, Dr Mumbo was innocently scrolling through Instagram when he stumbled upon a post from Lisa: “Family excursion… but someone is missing for a very special reason. Would love to tell you more but I’m sworn to secrecy. Great thing is, these days I can stay up late on a school night!!! #WheresLouis?”
Curious, Dr Mumbo went hunting for Louis’ Instagram feed.
The first post he stumbled upon saw Louis climbing what appears to be the roof of his house. His curiosity piqued, Dr Mumbo turned up the volume and went into full on stalker mode.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb-s5xylLLX/?taken-by=loufitz21
Post number two: Louis doing back and front flips on a bar. Curiouser and curiouser.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbv2tbil-n8/?taken-by=loufitz21
At this point, Dr Mumbo began to have the distinct feeling he was onto something.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY9kB_1Atia/?taken-by=loufitz21
Anyone else getting a distinct sense of deja vu?
Just Fred, our green and gold Ninja, doing his thing on the #NinjaWarriorAU course. 🔰 pic.twitter.com/gkABHgAvAi
— Australian Ninja Warrior (@NinjaWarriorAU) July 25, 2017
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Whoever “Dr. Mumbo” is, it’s time to take a good hard look at yourself. Fandom of someone of Lisa Wilkinson’s embarrassing mediocrity reveals a serious lack of insight when it comes to judgement of talent and understanding of the media industry. How low can your standards be?
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Don’t despair…we will all get to hear news of the “mystery” excursion through Peter FitzSimmons’ excruciatingly self-indulgent columns in the SMH.
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