Welcome to Eddie McGuire’s Hotseat.
As President of Collingwood Football Club, you’ve just had to apologise for one of your fans calling aboriginal player Adam Goodes “an ape”.
As a Triple M breakfast presenter, you’re expected to offer up some topical banter. While chatting about the musical King Kong do you:
A) Tell listeners: “Get Adam Goodes down for it do you reckon? You could see them doing it, can’t you? Goodsie. You know, with the ape thing. Pumping him up and mucking around and all that sort of stuff.”
B) Don’t do that. You’d look like a racist dick;
c) Don’t do that. You’d look a complete fool;
D) Seriously. Don’t. Do. That.;
Ah. You went for A. Thanks for playing, Eddie