Dr Mumbo

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, LinkedIn sent to me…

…an invitation to eat my own face.

Dr Mumbo was gratified to receive a delicious chocolate iPhone from the kind people at LinkedIn this morning.

Preparing to chow down, he became a little creeped out at what appeared on the reverse: his own LinkedIn profile. He wonders whether he should start by eating his own head, or begin by nibbling at his ‘specialities’.

Tasty, tasty specialities.


(Dr Mumbo is also struggling slightly with the fact that house policy is for him to refer to himself as male and in the third person. Despite occasional evidence this is not always accurate…)



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