Dr Mumbo

Screwed up: PR delivery achieves growth, but not in that way

While Dr Mumbo does love the perks of receiving promotional packages, sometimes one arrives at the doorstep that you’d wish hadn’t.

A delivery in the form of a metal toolbox showed up at Dr Mumbo’s Mumbrella mansion over the weekend, however, upon inspection, the carboard box it arrived in appeared damaged.

On removal, and cracking open the toolbox, a certain stink emerged, and a surprise to go along with it inside. A point of advice: sharp objects and burstable cans are not an ideal combination to send in a box – an unsecured box at that.

The total package

The bloke-heavy toolbox featured the new Bonds undies, alongside a four-pack of Moon Dog beers, a screwdriver, and a toolset. The four-pack was however one short, after it had been removed by the courier presumably upon discovery of its damage.

The undies – while Dr Mumbo is sure are very comfortable – won’t be going directly into the top drawer.

This takes toxic masculinity to a whole new level.


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