Spam as drama
Our spam filter has just picked up the following message, which probably requires no further comment (we’ve disabled the links):
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Should “Vimax” update us on his situation we’ll be sure to let you know.
That is officially the greatest spam message I’ve ever seen! I want one!
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Reminds me of this classic Onion goodness:
Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby
http://onion.com/9tWEue
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That is truly awesome.. I will take more time reading some of the spam messages at http://emailexpert.org see if I can find any gems.
I am tweeting this now @email_expert . Its fantastic 😀
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That is just damn hilarious!
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Tim, did you ever consider this may NOT be spam?
Perhaps some poor stranger has really been taken captive and is trying to reach out to you while being forced to do the Russian mafia’s evil bidding?
Cement blocks and chains don’t pay for themselves, you know.
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