Dr Mumbo

Take 5 and revel in some of the weirdest cover lines from Bauer’s ‘real life’ mag

Dr Mumbo reckons that at a point in time, in some doctor or dentist’s waiting room, amost everyone has been lured to pick up an ancient and dog-eared copy of a real-life magazine by some bizarre cover line or other.

So, for some Friday fun, Dr Mumbo has collated some of the weirdest and most outrageous front page plugs from the Bauer Media magazine throughout the past few years.

You won’t believe some of them – but that’s the point.

There are common themes running through some of these Take 5 coverlines. We’ll start with Death:

take 5 jam

Take 5 hubby fly

take 5 ashes

take 5 pig

take 5 dentures

take 5 caravan heaven

Kids doing stupid stuff:

take 5 milo viagra

take 5 fat kid


take 5 dwarf

take 5 giraffe

take 5 cow

take 5 divrced horse

take 5 sperm donor

take 5 bridge


take 5 budgie

take 5 frozen dog

take 5 ass

take 5 camels

And the truly, truly, truly, weird:

take 5 castrate

take 5 posted poerson

take 5 killer boobs

take 5 gas bill

take 5 tumour

take 5 santa

take 5 nose

take 5 boobs back

take 5 exorcism

take 5 rudolph

take 5 psychic fruit salad

take 5 flasher


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