Take 5 and revel in some of the weirdest cover lines from Bauer’s ‘real life’ mag

Dr Mumbo reckons that at a point in time, in some doctor or dentist’s waiting room, amost everyone has been lured to pick up an ancient and dog-eared copy of a real-life magazine by some bizarre cover line or other.

So, for some Friday fun, Dr Mumbo has collated some of the weirdest and most outrageous front page plugs from the Bauer Media magazine throughout the past few years.

You won’t believe some of them – but that’s the point.

There are common themes running through some of these Take 5 coverlines. We’ll start with Death: