The kangaroo that stole the world cup (and made us want to vomit)

That is just utterly cringe worthy. It just keeps getting worse as it goes on. I also love the fact the only way Australia gets the world cup is to steal it! This really is terrible on every front.

When combined with the Tourism Australia ad, we really are just pitching an Australia right out of the 70s & 80s.

Embarrassing.

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Kangarubbish. World Crap more like.

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I like it.

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Wow… that’s embarrassing…

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I saw the first 30 seconds and cringed.

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So cringe-worthy I wanted to cry.

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Watchunder!

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Based on this rubbish, Australia has two stadia (ok and a skate ramp), large desert-strewn distances between cities and the only way to get to places where games might be held is by walking/running said long distances or hiring your own private means of transportation?

Way to show off how easy it is to get around in this country, guys.

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Watch the Qatar pitch film. Then watch this.
You’ll have a good idea as to why Australia won’t be hosting the holiest of holy sporting events.

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Does anyone know the creative agency / Production company responsible for this? It is gut-wrenchingly appalling to watch…

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Seriously … wtf?

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So umm.. if I followed it right – All of Australia is ok with stealing the cup except Hogan who is only ok with (edited by Mumbrella for legal reasons)?

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A little harsh I think guys. Remember, you’re not the audience for this and the attitudes mimic how we British view our own efforts at these types of things – we’re also highly critical. Remember the London 2012 logo? I’m one of the few that actually thought that was pretty good, maybe I’m an eternal optimist.

Get behind your country. As an ‘outsider’ I thought this was nice. It told a story, rather than made a plea and played upon the things that Australia is famous for. Believe it or not, this is how people view Australia and why they love coming here… so celebrate that fact.

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Looks more like Scooby-Doo to me. And don’t you just love that Julia Gillard’s office has all the grandeur of the local accountant’s office (no offence, bean-counters….). Is this really our leader?

I thought Mark Arbib summed it up when he said we wanted to do a Stephen Bradbury and hope everyone else fell over. Reminds me of the Bermagui Bronze (D-Generation, early 90’s). “Go out there and come third. Come third like a true Australian athlete!”

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It may be the case that filmmakers don’t always make great ads, but at 6’48” there was more than enough time for Phillip Noyce to demonstrate his enormous talent for telling incredible stories – this is disappointing stuff.
Why is it that a country filled with such a disproportionately large number of smart talented people (many of them not actually from the UK) seems to suffer performance anxiety every time we’re competing on the world stage?
Australia, you’re cooler and more beautiful than this.
I note that Hogan’s credit reads ‘Mick “Crocodile” Dundee’. If he’s ashamed to put his real name to this travesty, it bodes ill.

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Ref: Anon_Coward
Spot on, simple but “big” ad by Qatar

IMHO if we don’t win the 2022 World Cup bid, everyone (including Gillard) involved in this abortion of an idea & execution should be deported to the country that ends up winning the bid.

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I think the fact that all us Aussies find it cringe-worthy means it’s probably done the job! Keep it mind it wasn’t made for us and just get behind the bid – even if it means wearing a round-brimmed hat with corks hanging off it, if that’s what it takes.

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Oh dear.

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But, did it meet the brief?

And why wouldn’t Hoges be OK with (edited by Mumbrella for legal reasons)

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It’s hostage-speak: “Please give us the World Cup to make our dream come true”. Nothing about developing the game in Asia/Oceania. In fact, sod all about the game at all. FIFA wants to be know why it should award the biggest sporting event in the world to a particular bidder – the response that it would “make our dream come true” is such a spectacular misfire. Amateurish beyond measure.

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I think it does the job. Why wouldn’t you want to visit Australia after watching it… Stop being a bunch of critical a**holes and get behind our country.

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where come play was brilliant this is woeful. bring back kev!

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I think you need to remember that the average age of the 22 delegats is 75. I was repulsed by this effort then I discovered it is being played to a room full of grandfathers. it might be bang on.

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Not sure I agree with your headline that it makes “US” want to vomit. Speak for yourself if you like tim, but settle down at least until we know the decision.

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A case of tall poppy syndrome strikes again with the above comments.

This promo vid is first class.

Show some respect everyone, this is a BIG DEAL.

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puke

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November 24th Headlines: Paul Hogan dumbfounded as criminal charges dropped. Really. I can’t seen Gillard doing a video with a man who has crimial charges against him. Good timing?

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Tim, I’m disappointed in you. What did you want….a demo of how Aus is leading the world in social media guruism? a UGC piece that Russ ‘n Todd wax lyrical over on Gruen? Australia’s media glitterati aren’t the target for this…it’s 22 middle-aged non-Australians who want to understand why Aus might be a viable destination for the World Cup. Why would people who’ve never come here consider coming, do you think? Maybe they’re bored with their own marsupials, and have had a gutful of their own coral reefs, and surf beaches. Personally I thought it was a good effort, and although the Qatari one was slicker, more futuristic, it was no better a sell. Agree that Hoges was a bit anachronistic……not sure the FIFA delegation know Hamish and Andy, though.
If you really want to vomit, try and get though the USA bid presentation!

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Top 10 worst of all time

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Holy crap that was dire!

Next thing you know Julia will be in Home & Away………”Not in the diner Julia, not in the diner”

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It’s awful and boring and the kangaroo is really ugly and horrid.

A perfect end-point would be at 2’05 when it collapses on the road, then have a vehicle (yes – obviously an Australian flag-strewn Holden ute) run it over.

Putting it and us out of our misery.

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Lighten up, I loved it – remember the flack the kangaroos on bikes got? It’s about the rest of the world not us

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I just don’t really get how this has anything to do with football, or more to the point, how the makers THOUGHT it had anythign to do with football….

admittedly I stopped watching around the 3 minute mark, but up until then the only stadium I’d seen was an overhead shot of the MCG after the roo had jumped from the cliff by the apostles, re-emerged by the sydney harbour bridge, then decided to head back to melbourne again…its all quite baffling really.

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I think they should have followed a similar vein of the 2000 Olympics and used kids to pull on the heart stings of the oldies on the voting committee.
I really do hope we win, but if TV rights revenue has a say, we will more than likely lose

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I guess we need to start planning for the next world cup pitch and use this to explain to people how not to win a world cup pitch.

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I can’t believe I wasted six minutes of my life watching that!

Soooooo sloooooowwww moving…

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I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a woman who knows Phillip Noyce, and I am definitely going to tell that guy to tell the other guy to tell that woman to tell Phillip Noyce that this was not anywhere near as good as Clear and Present Danger.

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it started off promisingly like Wallace and Grommit and then turned into something totally aimed at children surely. Fifa will be asking why are you targeting my kids.

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Where the bloody hell are ya?

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How many stereotypes can you fit into 7 minutes? Awful!

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These things are traditionally easy to pick apart and we all act appalled and cringe as Australia is represented in such a way. But, if you consider the continual strategy seems to be centered around similar type of themes then I think it is probably reasonable to assume that clever people have done their due diligence, and that it is truism that others view our country in this way and furthermore, their genuinely intrigued and interested in these stereotypes!
Personally, I would’ve loved to see more made of Australian’s love for sport, but overall I thought the biggest crime of the whole production is that for 6 1/2 minutes not a lot happens…it’s kinda boring…

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Spot on: http://blogs.theaustralian.new.....e_merchant

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One million on the ad and forty-nine million pork-barrelling the electors, should we have expected much more?

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The concept is nice, not brilliant, certainly not good enough to sway voters (watch the US and Qatar versions), but still a decent attempt.

What is driving me absolutely crazy is the use of the PM to open and close the clip … she has no charisma, never has, never will … if Obama wasn’t good enough to make the US clip, surely our bozo of a leader should have been left on the bench.

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Tourism Aust international videos and bid videos like this are undoing all the hard work which our budding film industry is doing. We finally start producing films which have the slick and professional feel (we still have a way to go) to showcase us as not bumbling idiots stuck on the past, and then this shit happens to put us back in our box

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OK – I’ll say it – that ended with me having a big smile on my face. I’m with the other guy who said this – LIGHTEN UP – this was a bit of fun, and done fairly well. I think Kanga could have been better inserted in some places, but overall – a pretty good go! C’mon Aussie!!

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interesting point about it being for 75 year old men… but to me it just looks like a (pretty crap) tourism ad.

there’s very little about soccer in it at all, and as far as i could see nothing about what having it in australia will actually do for the game (and isn’t that the point they’re supposed to be getting across?).

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Also another agency guy has the point. ITs not about football. It looks like its making a joke of the entire fkn thing. And Fifa do not consider anything about the World Cup to be a joke

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Oh the humanity!

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Great, and now Jerry O’Connell and Kangaroo Jack are going to be after us for copyright violations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IFPsYQM8MM&feature=related

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I think it was alright, most of the other bid videos were snooze fests.

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If we don’t win, it won’t be because of our video. It’ll be because of Qatar’s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRyRj_nrid0

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Not one skippy joke yet…

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Sam Kekovich should have played the part as PM. At least he would have brought some personality to the whole thing.

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Reading the comments has been far more entertaining then the clip!
C’mon aussie – c’mon!

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Hmmm, tough one here.

If I’m watching an advert to entice me to go to Finland, I don’t want to know what their restaurants are like, what their broadband speeds are, what their economic backbone is or what their own citizens think of their tourist ads. I want to see snow and reindeers.

But that’s if I’m going on a holiday.

The fact is, this is a pitch for a Major sport event, not for the FIFA Executive commitee to come for a holiday. Needed to focus on our infrastucture more, the safety of our country (other than King St on a Saturday night) and our very, VERY rich sporting heritage which is second to none.

Highlight the fact that we ANNUALY host MAJOR sports event already such as the Australian Open, the F1 and Moto GP’s, we’ve recently had the Olympics and Commenwealth games, so we know what we’re doing.

Just my 2 cents

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So much criticism, yet so few ideas on how it could be done better.
I think it’s worth mentioning, as have others, that this segment was made for a very specific audience who are likely to recognise Hoges, Thorpe et al. I can understand the cultural cringe element but it shows is that Australia can have a laugh at itself, although I suspect that’s a long way from the truth given the hysterical reaction to the vid. It also shows that the nation’s leaders and prominent people are right behind the bid.
Maybe they should have focused on the real Australia and featured some rat-tailed bogans doing burnouts in a suburban street or perhaps some footage of Tony Abbot screaming stop the boats.

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I read all the comments before I watched the video. Seriously people – lighten up and let yourself be entertained. When did we grow up and be so cynical.

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Bucks – you’re spot on. But of course this video IS NOT OUR BID. it’s a 6 minute ‘vibe piece’ (love it or hate it) at the end of our bid presentation, which covered all the aspects you rightly highlight. You can check out the full preso at the FIFA website if you’re inclined. incidentally, the Aus pres features two other videos on which no one has seen fit to comment. That’s the power of Tim (Burrowes, not Cahill).

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Watching this gave me goose bumps … bad ones … feverish and shamefully embarrased ones … All we needed was some other national “treasures”covering themselves in boot polish to top it off completely !

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What better way to sell the bid to an organisation that is reeling from corruption charges than to say we want to win but not by stealing it.

And as for the ad itself…cheesy maybe, but it does perfectly capture all the things Australia is famous for and are the reasons people come to visit our country.

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As far as I could see, only two sane comments here. Advertising 101: you need to understand your audience. The audience for this was approximately 20 x 70 year olds who live in ‘Big Event’ land, get chauffered everywhere and boozed to the eyeballs by the biggest and corniest names in the world. The only thing most of them truly know about Australia is, unfortunately, Croc Dundee and kangaroos. True students of the art will understand that there is as much a place for Doors Plus advertising as there is for the Big Ad. As long as it’s relevant to who’s being targeted. You don’t have to like it. Phillip Noyce doesn’t care if you don’t like it. The only opinions that matter are in Switzerland.

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I agree with #58 and #59.

It’s not a bad way to stitch all the cliches together.

And non-Australians want to see all the cliches, especially if they are old sports administrators.

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What load of cliched crap…
Worst of all the roo is the star of film and the animation is dreadful looks like it was done on a VIC 20…looks like an 80’s scooby doo!
I love the earlier comment about Gillard office looking like your local tax accountant she’s the blaady PM give her some grandeur plzzzz as Julie would say!

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Embarrassing…it’s a $5 billion gamble and we stuff up our last chance to make an impression…v disappointed.

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Oh…oh it was like a train wreck that I coudln’t stop watching :/
Really? We’re one of the greatest sporting nations and this is what was presented? Goodness….

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Probably well targeted to the FIFA cronies who make the decision. So of course we think it’s crap.

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Who funded this embarrassing very old unimaginative embarrasing rubbish excuse for a campaign to win the FIFA Hosting – what a big joke we must be to the rest of the world. Are we as tax payers footing the bill. Or is Frank Lowry putting in the dough – either way as a tax payer and a Westfield shareholder, I am disgusted.
Surely when the final bit comes and the man in black arrives, they could have put the Soccaroos Captain… and not who they used. I am embarrassed for Australia that seemingly huge amounts of money is spent on this embarrasment for this nation.

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I read the comments first and then watched the video. To be honest the only embarrassing, boring and negative thing I saw were the comments. I’m am so tired of all these ‘new age’ people ranting on about how something that looks outdated is somehow pathetic and bad. Tim, you mention that the video will only please those who find comedy from 25 years ago funny. Well to be totally honest with you the best comedies were those from the 80’s! These days a good comedy is quite rare and sadly so many young people who don’t dive back into years gone by miss out on so many precious eras….maybe it’s just the time we are now living in unfortunately- everyone is trying to be so ahead of the times in every part of their life that we have actually forgotton what ‘real’ is. I’m just tired of hearing and seeing people bag out past decades when we really are the ones now who have lost touch with what ‘feels good’….Maybe this is why 7 year old girls are now going on 17 and don’t know how to have fun like little girls anymore and enjoy the simple life….our culture now is quite lost with no real soul anymore. For people on here to talk about vomiting after watching a fun little video (it’s just meant to be fun!) has some serious character issues to think about and maybe they should take a waltz down memory lane to learn a thing or two from the past rather than talk it down.

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I’m a advertising layman, but the video suggests that Australia’s marketing/comms industry as still being wedded to the notion that for ‘Australia’ ads to cut through, they must be of the Shrimp on the Barbie mold – because most of our tourism campaigns since haven’t ever replicated that one’s success…

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I now wish I voted for Tony Abbott.

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I’m shamefaced to be an Australian. That’s all that can be said. But the Qatar one is a straight rip off of the iconic ‘face’ British Airways ad of 1989… as recently reported by you Mr Mumbrella.

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Where’s the beef here ?

You pack of Cannes Gold obsessed Wankers, you too Tim! shame on you.

It was really well done. The CGI could have been better, sure, and what do you do when your temporary PM used to be the tea lady in Canberra. You do your best.

I gave it a big thumbs up. It was really well planned and delivered. As most of the Fifa guys couldn’t find Australia on Google Maps with a wifi connected iPad.

Nice one big Phil.

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So i’m in healthcare PR and if i get a shot at my dream gig – say the global Pfizer business – and then I take the advice of the strategists who put this together, i should produce a video of how clever, diverse and dripping with celebs we are at “little old Palin”, and then finish with the strapline “Come on Pfizer Inc. Make my dream come true”. And just simply ignore what’s in it for them.

But at PR pitching school they always taught us pitching was about THEM and not US?

Say what you will of the cliche’s, but strategically it’s just wrong.

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With a comment like that old boy, its no wonder you are in a sexy category like healthcare PR. I refer you to the famous “ballpark” speech scene early in Pulp Fiction.

Your analogy just ain’t in the same ballpark.

“Pfizer…Helping us Geezers”

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According to the press, this campaign cost $45M. That’s your money, and mine. If we get nothing else from this can we collectively find, name and expose the crap decision-makers?
Publish their photos – name and shame them repeatedly so that they are never again allowed to steal taxpayers money, or any client’s money again.

These scammers rely on anonymity, and move from one government job to the next, never being held accountable for their criminal misuse of taxpayers money.

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I preferred Weekend at Bernie’s 2…..and I really hated that movie.

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Oh dear. I know the bid wasn’t all down to this video, but it sure wouldn’t have helped the cause. Everyone involved should be seriously questioned.

Well done Qatar (and Russia).

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All my fellow american friends thought Julia Goolia was Miranda from sex and the city – and was rather confused when she spoke with a heavy aussie accent!

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Can we swap Miranda for our PM, and get Goolia to make the tea run for Sex & the City ? Now that would be a good exchange.

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It would hv been perfect if, instead of Hoges when the helmut came off at the end it was Dame Edna Everage, and there was a Bollywood dance number with lots of didgeridoo players at the end.

Having lived a long time out of Oz, u really hv to put yourself deep inside an old FIFA farts headspace to assess this.

I’m betting they would find the insouciance of the childish wit in this quite disarming and fresh given all the normal earnest & profound bid ad spots, Qatar et al included.

It’s kicking a ball around for Gawd sakes, not curing global warming. So make with the Happy Feet & get the joke!

And people in Europe love kangaroos, bad CGA or not.

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C’mon Tim. You’re smarter than this.

This isn’t an ‘ad for the country’. It’s a pitch to host a World Cup – and it’s being pitched in Zurich in front of aging execs whose knowledge of Australia, and most other contenders, would largely be based on stereotypes. My money says this would’ve been well received, they probably recognised Mick Dundee with a laugh, and the video would’ve enhanced our chances at winning. Gillard wasn’t doing funny either, she was being a PM.

We didn’t win the bid, and economics rather than a pitch video is the likely reason for Qatar winning the vote. Qatar’s video was packed with stereotypes too, as expected. Decisions like this seldom turn on the merit of ‘marketing’ or ‘advertising’. The videos support the pitch, they don’t *make* the pitch.

While the video portrayed some Aussie culture we can all be proud of, the tone prevalent throughout the post and many comments touches our most embarrassing stigma – tall poppy syndrome.

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@Andy Howard. You may set a disturbing trend by talking sense.

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@goldmember “It would hv been perfect if, instead of Hoges when the helmut came off at the end it was Dame Edna Everage, and there was a Bollywood dance number with lots of didgeridoo players at the end. Having lived a long time out of Oz, u really hv to put yourself deep inside an old FIFA farts headspace to assess this.”

Spot on.

But the main problem was not conveying any passion for football whatsoever. Showing young, multicultural people playing the “beautiful” game, maybe even kicking footballs in front of Ayer’s Rock or on a beach. Instead: dull people swimming on a dull-looking Bondi (it’s an ugly enough beach to start with, and not as iconic visually as Australia thinks, save for the name – most tourists are very disappointed when they eventually visit it, but blow away by Manly and elsewhere), a gratuitous close-up of some woman’s chest as she exercises, and then a Cathy Freeman/roadkill segment. Wtf?

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Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

All of the celebrities used in the clip are retired. Hogan has that nasty PR surrounding him so why TF he was chosen for this baffles me. Cathy Freeman stopped running years ago. Thorpie doesn’t swim anymore and is three times the shadow of his former self. Elle McPherson is stunning, but retired years ago and hasn’t lived here for as long as I can remember. Why cling to these people? Where is Hugh Jackman? Where is Kylie Minogue? Where is Nicole Kidman? Where are the current faces of our country?

And for all you people saying get behind your country. I’m sorry, but the tired old cliche’s shown in this clip DO NOT represent the country that I live in. How can we be passionate about these myths that are not a part of our reality? The majority of us do not have red dirt in ou backyard, nor do we have kangaroos crossing the road. We do not drive down a long road in the middle of the desert to get from A to B. We play soccer on grass, not dirt.

We have moved on from these tired old images of Dundee Australia. That was THIRTY years ago. THIRTY!! It might have been appealing then, but it is not now. Start showing something different about this country and perhaps people will take notice.

What are our cities like? What are our people like? What are some of the landmarks people haven’t seen before in our campaigns? What is our infrastructure like? How passionate are we about soccer/sport/football? There is much more diversity and information to be shown that was not portrayed in this video.

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interesting to see so many people used to getting their way looking devastated – clinton, prince william, beckham etc.

time zones and $ especially worked against us. plus we are a small nation with not much football upside.

we would have hosted a ‘nice’ wc.

russia and even more so qatar are game changers.

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Moving Forward…with my same monotone delivery, i will continue to piss in your pockets, show up on your TV screens in more embarrassing outfits and confuse the issue with even more confusing rhetoric.

Can someone please send through a CV if your are considering a career as a speech writer. redpm@oz.gov.au

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Australia’s bid video should have started with a shot of Qatar. Followed by “You call this a desert? This is a desert.” Cut to shots of Simpsons Desert, camel trains going to Broome etc.

“Anything Qatar can do we can do better.”

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1 Vote… That’s what you get for patronising a pack of corrupt officials with nostalgic notions and stereotypes because they’re ’22 grandfathers’..

Puke.

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… and to all the apologists that have said it’s ok to be crap because it’s not for domestic consumption can go rot on a hole somewhere. Small minded *tards.

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… and to all those apologists that consider that it’s OK to produce crap because it’s not aimed at us can go rot in a hole somewhere… Small minded *&#tards. You get what you deserve.

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Ha! What he said… twice…

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Bugger! There goes my 4 minute animation of a camel in the desert playing While My Qatar Gently Weeps.

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Spare a thought for the poor sods in the “third world” who’ll wake up in 2023 to find some bugger from Qatar has dumped a 70,000 seat stadium on their goats…

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Thanks for getting this forum up and running Tim. As soon as I saw the ad yesterday I was keen to see what you and the Mumbrella faithfuls would think.

While there are very few supporting the ad in this forum, unfortunately the majority of the Australian public appear to agree that it was a pretty embarrassing effort.

The final straw that totally lost it for me, other than the awkward hand holding intro from Elle and Frank, was the outback soccer game scene – with the young asian guy in goals and the middle eastern female striker. Oh, and the bit that had the animated Kangaroo!?!

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Soccer is a game often won by outrageous cheating – on the field and off.

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Oh Dear, Who did this!????? Put your hand up so you can get what you deserve. truly a poorly conceived and executed attempt. Oh and did I mention too long, miss cast, boring, not funny and embarrassing.

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To all those who supported this video – SUCK EGGS!

This was GOD AWFUL tripe, and frankly if this reflected the quality of our bid then our losing the bid is very well deserved. And I’m a soccer fan writing this!

But hey, it was made by white men, and I suspect all the supporters of this guff are also white men.

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God awful. I showed my missus and she literally cringed and said “turn it off, I can’t watch” (mainly about Gillard).

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Headline of today’s Age newspaper: “Soccer’s $46m showcase ‘wasted’

“PROMINENT Melburnians have branded the 2022 World Cup selection process as corrupt and castigated Australia’s bid for failing to emphasise Melbourne’s credentials as a world sporting capital”

“Melbourne’s lord mayor Robert Doyle said Australia had blown its chances by producing an “embarrassing” presentation yielding only one endorsement. A video supporting Australia’s bid directed by Hollywood veteran Phillip Noyce “was out of touch with modern Australia”

“The campaign, he said, should have highlighted Melbourne’s skill at hosting world sports events rather than a cartoon kangaroo and ’80s film stars. “It’s genuinely embarrassing. We got it so wrong from the start that we didn’t have any serious chance of being competitive,” Cr Doyle said. “Showing some of the world sporting events that we hold and do unbelievably successfully, whether it’s the Grand Prix, Australian Open or Melbourne Cup . . . I would have thought that would have been the way to present Melbourne,” he said”

http://www.theage.com.au/sport.....18jxs.html

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And we wonder why e didn’t win the bid? A production doesn’t get more amateur than that. It came from the position – we weren’t going to win it.

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Sepp Blatter was asked: “Who is your favourite Qatar player?”

He replied: “Eric Clapton!”

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Poorly directed, too long, the soundtrack needed an update, Oh and one other thing, for god sake must we again and again tell the world all we’re good for are wildlife beaches and Paul bloody Hogan.! its time we left that merry-go-round.! clearly the people that signed off on this had no new ideas.! a creative fish bowl. I heard the comment that people overseas want to see this type of Australia, begs the question they might not..(we got ONE VOTE for $45m)

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The premise of stealing the cup is flawed in the first place. The other question is logistical. How long would it take a Kangaroo to get from Europe to Australia?

And where did it get the surfboard from? Presumably it stole that too. Probably from some poor kid who was given it to help him get over his fear of water. He’ll probably drown now.

Nice one. Not

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I am the boy who had his board stolen and then saw it in the bid film.

I am afraid of water and I am an asthmatic.

This Kangaroo is a thief and in some countries would have its paws cut off!!

BB

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WTF…..

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When is someone going to put this on Failblog… because thats where it belongs

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I was wondering if they were ever going to show any football. When they did, perhaps they scared the world off – thinking they’d be playing on a dirt pitch in the middle of nowhere?
Where were the Australian Footballers?
Where was Les Murray and Johnny Warren?
Who DID they think their audience was???

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This video from the BBC of Paul Holloway (seasoned football celebrity in England and manager of Blackpool) made me laugh very loudly (re FIFA and Qatar…)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/h.....300866.stm

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