Two columnists walk into an internet cafe. It’s where they get their content
ABC science commentator Dr Karl Kruszelnicki, July 5:
“A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says ‘Get out of here’. The higgs boson says ‘But without me you can’t have any mass’.”
Peter FitzSimons, Sun-Herald, July 8:
“A Higgs boson walks into a church. ”We don’t allow Higgs bosons in here!” the priest shouts. ”But without me, how can you have mass?” asks the particle.
Christian Kerr, The Australian, July 10:
“Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. “You’re not welcome here!” the priest exclaims. “Why not?” Higgs asks. “Without me you can’t have mass.”
Can we stop now?
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Well at least it demonstrates who leads the news!
(btw that joke is at least ten years old, it just has a wider audience now).
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Peter FitzSimons has been reprinting e-mail-sourced dad jokes for years. A some of the ‘funnies’ date back to the 1990s. The man is like the boring drunk uncle at a BBQ. I bet he has a ‘zany’ Mambo shirt somewhere. And Fairfax wonders why people aren’t buying….
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So much mass debating. They’ll go blind.
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