Your name is Joe Hildebrand, the year is 2010 and you work for a newspaper. Hope that helps
Dr Mumbo was confused to see something of a departure from Telegraph columnist Joe Hildebrand’s usually uber-topical political commentary this morning.
Hildebrand dedicated an entire column to events which apparently occurred eight years and three days ago, on 22 February 2002, as he puts it.
For the record, Joe, the year is currently 2010, and Blanchett gave her pretentious speech three days ago. Happily one of Joe’s carers has corrected the matter in the online version of the article.
