Z grade celebrity seeks flatmate

Remember Ben the marketing tosser with the worst flat in Bondi?

Dr Mumbo is happy to report that there’s also a media tosser in Surry Hills  doing his copywriting thing on Gumtree:

I’m a dude and I live with 2 lovely ladies (22 – 28). We work hard and party hard. I’m gay and single so you probably shouldn’t be gay yourself as I’ll just get drunk and try to make a pass at you. Straight guys or women welcome. Also you should be fairly attractive or eccentric for our Facebook Photos that we will take together at our fancy dress parties. I’m also a Z grade celebrity in Sydney so from time to time I will need you to leak incriminating photos of me in the home etc to pump up my PR. A YouTube video tour of my channel is mandatory viewing upon agreeing to live in our bohemian abode.

The owner of this property has been very generous to retain our 4 bed terrace in its original state circa 1890 with little to no renovation. This is your chance to feel like an Irish immigrant at the turn of the last century! You won’t mind the occasional cockroach, outdoor toilet or random hole in the floor. The upside? 3 minute walk from Central Station; large garden BBQ area & awesome housemates. We work in advertising, reception, radio and retail.