Dr Mumbo

Forget about the gender pay gap, and worry about teeth instead

Everybody relax.

You know that pesky pay gap – which, according to a government agency, sees Aussie women earn 14.1% less than their male counterparts? Well, don’t let it stress you or get you down for a moment longer.

And why would you? News.com.au has far more interesting, relevant, and gappy things for you to worry about.

“Forget about thigh gaps and the gender pay gap — in 2019, it’s all about Dakota Johnson’s tooth gap”, declares the publisher on Twitter, and in the first line of the offending article.

It’s 2019, and all the world’s problems are basically solved

Well thank God for that. We couldn’t possibly focus on more than one gap at a time – particularly when they’re all equally pressing.

Dr Mumbo, gap tooth and all, can’t wait to see which other problems we can all stop fretting about and wasting our time with.


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