Paramount gets serious about AFL; Mangled Monkeys; When it’s good to be boring

Welcome to Unmade, written while you were sleeping on Wednesday morning.

Happy International Respect for Chickens Day. Sounds like the perfect reason for a trip to Nando’s.

There’s been a lot going on over the last 24 hours. Paramount released its quarterly numbers and in the investor call dropped a hint about its AFL ambitions. Pureprofile released a strong set of numbers. And it began to look increasingly likely that The Monkeys – one of the great Australian agency brands – will disappear despite protestations otherwise.

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