Opinion

Spinning out of control

Surely, there’s no way a simple interview request could result in an investigation by the Independent Commission Against Corruption? Think again. Filmmaker James Ricketson says “in the Alice in Wonderland meets Kafka Comedy of Errors that is the NSW government, such things are not only possible but par for the course!”

This is his story…

“If you have any evidence of corruption you should bring the material to the ICAC’s attention,” writes the bureaucrat. “ICAC has been established specifically to deal with allegations of corruption involving public authorities or public officials.”

This helpful advice from the office of the Director General of Industry and Investment NSW is but the latest chapter in the ongoing saga of my attempt to conduct an interview with Ashley Luke about Screen NSW’s Aurora initiative. This has been going on since Feb this year – an earlier chapter in this story can be found here.

Had I inadvertently framed my interview request in such a way as to put the fear of God into the three levels of NSW state bureaucracy, I wonder. I re-read what I wrote to Ashley Luke in Feb, looking for a clue:

“This next week I will start work on an article about the Australian Film Industry. Would love to talk with you or whoever the relevant person is at Screen NSW about the Aurora initiative.”

Most readers will be aware that Aurora is a screenwriting workshop run by a NSW tax-payer funded film body. I was curious to know Ashley’s thoughts about the effectiveness of Aurora. Do such workshops produce better screenplays than those produced by writers working alone? A valid question, I would have thought. Screen NSW felt differently.  Bring on the spin doctors! Who knows what the outcome of a free range interview about a screenwriting workshop might be if it were to slip beyond the control of Screen NSW’s funded spin doctor!

If you continue to point out to the Sultans of Spin that lurk at all levels of the NSW bureaucracy that the Emperor has no Clothes on you eventually wind up (if you are fool enough to bother!) writing to the Premier of NSW. Surely, I think optimistically to myself, just as the proverbial buck stops at Kristina’s desk so too should the spin! And I am not disappointed. I am assured by the Premier’s office that my interview request and my inability to have it dealt with appropriately at any level (including the Minister for the Arts, Virginia Judge) will be looked into. Great!

A few weeks later I receive a letter from Mr. Sheldrake, Director General Industry Investment NSW in which he writes: “I will be appointing Mr.Steve Griffin, General Manager, Rural Assistance Authority and Ms Wendy Sharpe, Executive Director, Policy, Governance and Communications, Industry and Investment NSW, to review Screen NSW…communication policies.”

It is reassuring to know that no less than General Manager of Rural Assistance Authority will be “investigating these issues” but nothing comes of it.  Perhaps he is tied up dealing with a drought! Or a flood! As for the Executive Director of ‘Governance and Communications’, Wendy Sharpe must be flat out communicating with others because I never hear back from her either. Weeks pass. Months. I send more emails and letters and eventually get a response not from Steve or Wendy but from David Swain (who, it seems, is Richard Sheldrake’s sidekick) with his recommendation that I go to ICAC if I have evidence of corruption. I try to wrap my head around this idea! Is spin doctoring a form of corruption? If one draws a long bow, I guess it is – ‘spin’ being a euphemism for ‘lie’. Could the people of NSW run a class action suit at ICAC against the government of NSW?

Six months down the track there are half a dozen bureaucrats involved in this ‘investigation’ as to why I am not allowed to have a chat with Ashley about Aurora. One of them, surely, will find a way to resolve it! Virginia Judge? Tania Chambers? Richard Sheldrke? The easiest way would be to allow me and  Ashley Luke to have a chat – free of the preconditions laid down by Screen NSW’s spin doctor. I’ve never met Ashley. I hear he’s a nice bloke. He may have no objection to engaging in a free wheeling dialogue with me. I don’t know. It’s not his decision. It’s in the hands of others further up the food chain but in this pass-the-parcel game the music never stops and no-one winds up with the parcel!

Perhaps the fear is, at all the bureaucratic levels now involved, after going to so much trouble to make it impossible for me to talk with Ashley impossible, that it would be a sign of bureaucratic weakness to now agree to my request; a tacit admission that the matter should and could have been dealt with appropriately back in Feb.

I decide to give Mr.Sheldrake (probably also a nice bloke) the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps my letters to him, sent electronically, have been lost in cyberspace! I send him a hard copy of my last letter by snail mail.

A week later it arrives back in my post box with a return to sender sticker with the ‘not known at this address’ box ticked. I check the address on the letter from Mr.Sheldrake. Yes, I have sent it to the right address. Just a bureaucratic cock-up, I decide. Just to be sure I send it to Premier Keneally’s office. A week later the letter arrives back again. ‘Not known at this address.’ Curiouser and curiouser I think to myself!  Has Mr Sheldrake resigned? Retired? Died?

In the meantime I have written to Virginia Judge to suggest that she step in and resolve the issue. She writes back to let me know that her hands are tied; that it is now in Mr.Sheldrake’s hands. I write to Tania Chambers, CEO of  Screen NSW in hopes that a face to face conversation about this and other matters might resolve it. Tania writes back to say she can’t talk with me until Mr.Sheldrake has completed his investigations. But Mr. Sheldrake is showing no signs that he is conducting an investigation.  So I send my letter to Mr Sheldrake in the post a third time, via the Minister, Virginia Judge.

I wonder if it will arrive back in the mail yet again with a Return to Sender sticker on it! If it does, I guess I need to engage legal counsel and approach ICAC to determine whether or not spin doctoring is a form of corruption?

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