Breaking: Justin Bieber’s footlong
Dr Mumbo is still trying to work out what makes the Daily Mail’s story about pop douche Justin Bieber eating a sandwich a news story.
Let alone a ‘BREAKING’ story, as the Daily Mail Celebrity account felt the need to trumpet it on Twitter this morning.
And if you’re wondering whether the tweet fails to do justice to the story it’s spruiking (by the brilliantly named Shyam Dodge) – it doesn’t.
Surely their social media ed was cracking a funny? They might be a tabloid with questionable values, but the journos there aren’t idiots.
Stop this rubbish and especially stop using the word douche