Cancel the Walkleys. The how-to-wash-up exclusive has been nailed
Dr Mumbo is aware that there must be a reason why news.com.au can currently claim to be the top spot according to the Nielsen traffic ratings.
Probably it’s the hard-hitting journalism.
In future, if he finds himself in a tight spot, Dr Mumbo may well ask himself: What would features editor Lucy Kippist do?
The answer?
“Take the cutlery out: Rinse with hot water.”
No no, please give us your money for News+.
“Do you agree with the list above? What would you change?”
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I wondered what the bottom of a barrel being scraped sounds like.
Next week – How to take bread out of the fridge
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Step 1. Open door.
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I forwarded this story on news.com.au onto my girlfriend. She needs some help in this department.
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I hope these kind of stories don’t mean there is less room for important stories like recapping last night’s episode of The Block or The Voice. “Gloves are optional” but she’s not explained where I put the gloves? I think the story needed an accompanying instruction video.
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One man’s news is another’s dishwasher scum.
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From one who still lives in a sharehouse (with no fewer than four hopeless manboys), I fully appreciate this article. It’s most definitely not feature-worthy, but at least they warned us first: it’s for “complete idiots.”
Sharing with complete idiot housemates now…
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well, they know their market at least.
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Step 0.5. Buy bread.
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This is the best part of the story “it’s like crossing the tees and dotting the eyes”. WTF?
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I’m not clear on the protocol for cutlery. Are we expected to just hope that a soak and rinse – sans scrub – will remove any tricky residue? Please be more specific.
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To think that we are all being asked to pay to access crud like this….and now smh.com.au has joined in too.
Easy FREE access is still available. Simply take the headlines on the homepage into google and pick the stories out in the search results!
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Anyone want to make a guess how much someone gets paid to write this? Is it relative to how many years they studied at uni to get the job to write these articles?
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SLOW DOWN. What is a ‘glass’?
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