Tim Worner to be Seven’s first head of programming and diggers?
While Seven’s merger with a bulldozer company may seem a quirky one, there is of course a precedent.
In the US, TV network NBC is majority owned by technology and services giant General Electric.
Hence 30 Rock’s Jack Donaghy is Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming.
In which case Dr Mumbo looks forward to saluting Seven’s Tim Worner in his new role of Head of Programming and Earth Moving.
And as an additional service to Seven staff, here’s a guide to your new company assets:
This will add a new slant to digging up the shit on people…the capacity is awe inspiring.
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Ha! Red Lever add – almost thought it said Red Seven. Seven’s integrated marketing is clearly without peer.
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I can’t wait til we start seeing POS-MENS on Home and Away and Dancing With the Stars. “Oh Irene, I saw the hottest tradie on my way to the Diner…if I’m not mistaken he was behind the wheel of a 236B Series 2 Skid Steer Loader. What a spunk!”
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Those 236Bs are a spunky model I must admit.
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