Opinion

Group buying ads and the re-birth of copywriting

In this guest post, Peter Rush explains why writing ads for group buying sites is like a biker performing an extreme ramp jump.

Last week, in a job interview at a Pyrmont agency, I was asked to write a block of copy for one of those daily-deal group buying websites that are popping up everywhere. I’m told – but don’t believe – there are now 800 of these sights in Australia competing with the likes of Groupon and LivingSocial for our impulse purchases. You Google it, I’m busy. A civilian glancing at the sites sees bargains: “A Bali holiday, my fiancée’s name on a grain of rice and a colonic flush for just how much?!” But to a copywriter these sites offer a thrilling new subgenre.

I’m talking about that compelling paragraph of copy they all lead with. Open with a metaphor, get them smiling, then nodding, then clicking. To write this stuff takes a real fast, clever arse, thought-to-be-extinct copywriter. A surprising number of agency copywriters can’t actually write engaging, well-crafted copy. They’re ideas people who write the words at the bottom just to get the clever visual at the top through. And that’s fine if someone else in the agency can tidy the words up. But suddenly a new genre has hit town requiring a whole new breed – or the old breed  – of copywriter. And it’s no territory for the delicate petals among us.

While I was anxiously searching for my opening metaphor, listening to the Red Bull motorbike aerialists making a racket over on Cockatoo island, it occurred to me that writing this genre is like pulling off an extreme ramp jump.

Speed is essential, (most exponents write 8 offers a day), as you hurtle towards the deadline with a list of facts, no real brief. Before you hit the ramp you grab the readers attention with a quick metaphor –  or better still find an insight into how the product is bought or used (takes account service a week). You hit the ramp and with a perfectly timed offer you’re in the air.

A clever turn of phrase and you’re upside down. A well placed adverb, some superb adjectival alliteration, an incomplete sentence – anything to keep the audience engaged. All the while you’re feeding through the details like two-stroke through the carbie. Which resort? How many nights? Long-grain rice or short? Warm or cold flush? Remembering you’ve still got to get this thing back upright and land it, and with your hands in the air!

Which brings us to the landing sentence. A smile inducing reference to the opening metaphor and the final soft bump of the compulsory ending pun…and we’re down, hopefully with a click.

Here are some of the more interesting takeoff sentences I saw this week on LivingSocial other group buy sites.

Harbour cruise: In olde England, nicking a loaf of bread would have ended in a Sydney Harbour cruise. You can still get one for just a little dough today, with our special deal of just…

Quit smoking: You’ve chewed enough nicotine gum to cover the entire surface area of the undersides of a bus seat….

Café: Friendship isn’t really a big thing: it’s made up of a million little things. For just $19 make it a million and one with…

Pest Control: While you’re living in ignorant bliss thinking your cockroaches have died off, the truth of the matter is they’ve been at speech class, learning phrases like  “we’re b-a-c-k!”, “Resistance is futile” and  “You gonna eat  that?”

And the landing for that last one….

Then you can safely come back to the cockroaches with a movie quote of your own, “Hasta la vista baby!”

Just when I thought advertising had been reduced to the visual pun, happy days are here again! With a little more love, and creativity, I’m predicting the group-buying opening paragraph will have it’s own category in the major award shows.

Did I beat the competition? I’m guessing my run-up was a little too much of a stretch, which cost me speed and therefore height. I would have nailed it on the second run but this wasn’t some major stunt-jumping event. You got one go with one paragraph. Or more likely they just took a look at my aging 80’s Honda 250 and didn’t want me stinkin’ up the place if I did land the gig.

Peter Rush is a freelance copywriter

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