A cock and balls story from The Project

project sydneyTo Sydney’s Comedy Store and Ten’s storming showcase from the team on The Project.

And the loudest heckles came from an unlikely source – with The Biggest Loser trainer Michelle Bridges having apparently warmed up early for the event. At one point – when Tom Ballard showed off his pasty white belly – Bridges yelled out “Shit!” loudly enough to make The Project regular and Triple J morning presenter wince.

But Dave Hughes probably had the most honest line of the night, telling the audience: ‘Thank fuck The Voice has finished.”

But Charlie Pickering had the biggest confession, telling the audience that his dark secret since the show began is that at the end of each episode,  he says goodnight, turns to his script and draws “a cock and balls”. He volunteered that it now comes so naturally, that on occasion he does it while maintaining eye contact with the night’s guest.

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Dr Mumbo will now watch the show’s end credits in a whole new way.

Comments


  1. Richard Moss
    29 Jun 12
    8:25 am

  2. This is an interesting development.

    My old friend Sigmund F used to say that it was quite normal for a young man to draw a replica of his own penis whenever he felt that he had achieved some minor , or even slightly major victory. Punching the air at the conclusion of a successful swimming, track and field or similar sporting exercise is an extension of this.

    The interesting phenomenon in the case of Mr Pickering is the inclusion of the balls.

    This doesn’t worry me in isolation, but it is with some deep concern that I read his confession, particularly the line

    [quote] “it now comes so naturally, that on occasion he does it while maintaining eye contact with the night’s guest.”[unquote]