‘I’m tired of your analogue attitude’

A summary of social media consultants full of awesome and win:  

(Hat-tip: Nic Halley)

Comments


  1. acatinatree
    1 Oct 09
    3:51 pm

  2. This is so acutely brilliant that I have no option but to fire my team and quietly go off to shoot myself in the study.
    Sorry chaps.

  3. Warlach
    1 Oct 09
    3:56 pm

  4. Frankly, I’m disgusted. This video leaves out so many important details of what social media people do.

    I mean, where were the parts about attending events purely for free food, getting drunk or bitching with other social media people about whoever we don’t like that week?

    The simplified view is horribly offensive: it’s not just one bullshit thing, it’s a rich tapestry of bullshit that we weave.

  5. commuter_dirge
    1 Oct 09
    3:57 pm

  6. Oh dang.

    Well, it was fun while it lasted.

    acatinatree, Warlach. *doffs hat*

  7. barry
    1 Oct 09
    4:00 pm

  8. don’t fire the team! shoot them as well!

  9. Damian Damjanovski
    1 Oct 09
    4:01 pm

  10. LMFAO.

    Gold.

    “if you’re good, I’ll get them to follow you”

  11. Ben Shepherd
    1 Oct 09
    4:02 pm

  12. she doesn’t even know what re-tweet means

  13. Simon Garlick
    1 Oct 09
    4:12 pm

  14. Pffft, dude wasn’t even wearing a polo-neck jumper or carrying a Macbook in a Crumpler bag, so unrealistic.

  15. heather ann snodgrass
    1 Oct 09
    4:19 pm

  16. @simon – he’s wearing an iShirt2.0. it’s all the rage with the internet kids these days.

  17. Craig Ashley Russell
    1 Oct 09
    5:17 pm

  18. @acatinatree @warlach @commter_dirge, the job ads are here ———->

  19. Doug
    1 Oct 09
    7:50 pm

  20. OMG! i think i have met a male and female version of this self professed Social Media guru… infact they have been on stage saying almost exactly the same thing!

  21. mpesce
    1 Oct 09
    10:42 pm

  22. This was brilliant. I learned many ways to monetize my many Twitter followers. And where’s my $5000? Thank you.

  23. LeanneF
    1 Oct 09
    11:49 pm

  24. Luvly. Good to see some push-back on the hype.

  25. Tony Richardson
    2 Oct 09
    10:49 am

  26. It would be fun to see a large ‘mainstream’ agency version.

    Y’know:

    Markups on Markups, expensive creative work produced by freelance slaves, the hottest photographer snapping a simple packshot for 30 grand, account service chicks from the UK on their gap year …

  27. Ali Reid
    2 Oct 09
    2:49 pm

  28. This video is brilliant, yes. Also really unnerving as I move towards the social media cheerleader bandwagon… will some self-respecting guru offer a humourous reply??

  29. Warlach
    2 Oct 09
    2:57 pm

  30. There’s no such thing as a self respecting guru.

    There are good people working in social media, and then there are the gurus and experts who sit in the dark crying to themselves.

    Think Patrick Swayze in Donnie Darko.

  31. commuter_dirge
    2 Oct 09
    2:58 pm

  32. or Patrick Swayze in Red Dawn.

  33. Warlach
    2 Oct 09
    3:03 pm

  34. Or Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.

    “Nobody puts Social Media in the corner.”

  35. Angus
    2 Oct 09
    3:28 pm

  36. super fuc*ing awesome…..

  37. barry
    2 Oct 09
    3:43 pm

  38. Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse, people.

  39. commuter_dirge
    2 Oct 09
    3:47 pm

  40. “Wolver-MEMES!”

  41. dain_ger
    2 Oct 09
    4:01 pm

  42. WHO NEEDS TWITTER? mUmBRELLA comments section FTW!

  43. bethiep
    2 Oct 09
    4:03 pm

  44. All power SM guru – “All your base are belong to us”

  45. barry
    2 Oct 09
    4:37 pm

  46. @commuter_dirge memes big enough to fill a dumpster!

  47. Warlach
    2 Oct 09
    4:38 pm

  48. I’d just like to say that as @Acatinatree fired myself and @Commuter_Dirge we’ll be looking for freelance work, so if you have $5000 give us a call:

    SuperMegaTwitBookBlog Corp.
    Ph: 1800 SWAYZE 4EVER

    Also, we’ll be launching a blog called TheSocMedSack.com, chronicalling our search for new employment. Tim if you’d like to line us up for an interview hit us up on the Twitters and/or Facebooks…

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