It’s official: If you want good beef you’ll need to give out some sugar
So here’s what I learned from advertising this weekend:
Butchers are sexual predators who give you substandard produce unless you flirt with them.
And that’s what Meat & Livestock Australia recommends.
Thanks, Meat & Livestock Australia – I never knew that advertising could be so informative.
Tim Burrowes
Tim Burrowes founded Mumbrella in 2008. He worked on Mumbrella until 2021. At various points he was editor, content director and editor-at-large.
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Nothing wrong with flirting with the butcher……….
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Sweet zombie jesus, are they using Verdana in a print campaign?
EYES. GOGGLES. NOTHING.
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And can someone tell the copywriter that verbs need to agree with numbers – i.e. there ‘are’ two ways…. That said, I do love flirting with the butcher, and in fact, I suspect even my husband enjoys it. (Flirting, not watching me flirt).
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hah sweet zombie jesus… love it. Easter is always Zombie Jesus day in my household… when he rose from the dead to terrorise the living 🙂
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