Dr Mumbo

To whom it may concern…

Dr Mumbo is most grateful to the good people of Pedestrian TV for creating this handy ready-to-rant guide for aggrieved consumers needing to vent spleen on Facebook.

Dear Facebook page of Corporation I have a grievance with,

As a person who owns a social media account I’d like to make a detailed passive-aggressive comment about your actions that I have a strong non-expert opinion on.

THIS IS A DIVISIVE OR INCENDIARY STATEMENT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO IGNORE!

The non-threatening and probably recreational-associated problem I’m writing about has impacted my life to such a degree that I’m willing to spend 3-4 minutes of said life to construct this diatribe against it.

I will use “excessive” amounts of “quotation marks” to take anything you have previously said out of context, and for the purpose of sarcasm.

Here I make an assertion that whatever my complaint pertains to is in some way related to the downfall of society in general.

I write this in the confidence that it will generate enough Likes that this message itself will warrant its own media story.

Smarmily yours,

The Entire Population Of Planet Earth

PS This is a straw man argument hidden by passionate conviction!

Dr Mumbo feels a similar version could be drafted for media outlets to respond with…

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