Dr Mumbo

Is Sam De Brito good-looking, or merely attractive? Fairfax’s subs can’t decide

Fair to say that Fairfax columnist Sam De Brito is in a continuing fight against his debilitating allergy to modesty.

He wrote a splendid column at the weekend pondering the David Jones sexual harrassment issue before concluding it’s lucky that he’s so damned handsome, because the women that he hit on at work fortunately found him irresistible.  

That, however, as regular readers of the All Men Are Liars Except Sam De Brito column will be aware, is relatively par for the course, but where it gets interesting is that Dr Mumbo happened to see the column twice – in Sydney’s Sun-Herald S section and also in Melbouune’s Sunday Age M section.

And it would appear that somebody’s been tampering with (or possibly toning down) his copy.

From The Sun-Herald:

“I’m sure I’ve sexually harassed 5 per cent of women with whom I’ve worked. Luckily, however, I am good-looking, or at least that’s what my mum says, so when I was single, my “victims” and I simply went out for a drink and had a good time.”

And The Sunday Age:

“I’m pretty sure I’ve sexually harassed 5 per cent of women I’ve worked with.  Luckily, my “victims” found me attractive and we simply went out for a drink and had a good time.”

Dr Mumbo imagines the subs must love editing Sam’s copy.

(Hat-tip to Charlie Brooker for the allergy line)

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