With newspapers you’re wrong forever

With newspapers youre wrong forever    john hartigan australian 350x163So let’s do some role playing. You’re a sub on The Australian.

Your boss has just given a speech about the health of newspapers.

You’ve got to put a headline on the speech.

Do you a) Check the spelling of the word “newspapers” in the headline or b) Not check the spelling of the word “newspapers” in the headline? Remember, your career may depend on the choice you make.

As an aside, regular readers may recall that in his speech News Ltd boss John Hartigan took Mumbrella to task for our use of the phrase “never wrong for long”. Funnily enough, one of the times it was deployed was after a reader pointed out a typo – we’d also spelled the word as newpapers. But that’s the difference between newspapers and online. With newspapers, you’re wrong forever.

Comments


  1. LexyB
    3 Jul 09
    9:37 am

  2. Splutter, hilarity and mirth. That is too funny

  3. Greg Smith
    3 Jul 09
    9:39 am

  4. Now, now. We all make misteaks.

  5. Mike
    3 Jul 09
    9:39 am

  6. “Complacency, not the internet, is the enemy of the printed paper…”

    hrm…

  7. Cameron Stewart
    3 Jul 09
    9:42 am

  8. Classic…hahahaha!

  9. Jack
    3 Jul 09
    9:48 am

  10. Amazes me that he even picked on that “slogan”, never wrong for long. To me it sounds like a commitment to correct errors, not, as he seemed to imply, an indication of sloppiness. Is he really saying that either his papers never make a mistake or that they don’t correct them? Talk about an own goal. Then again, although some of what he said was just a plain statement of the obvious, it was otherwise filled with own goals. Not to mention distortions and the smell of fear.

  11. tweebs
    3 Jul 09
    9:49 am

  12. Delicious

  13. Fiona
    3 Jul 09
    9:59 am

  14. Talk about a gift from the Gods for Mumbrella … the Newpaper Gods, that is!

  15. Ally
    3 Jul 09
    10:17 am

  16. Karma

  17. Madge
    3 Jul 09
    10:44 am

  18. Ahhh, the cosmos is a great leveler

  19. Kimota
    3 Jul 09
    11:08 am

  20. Well, my mood just dramatically improved after reading this! Not only hilarious, but an excellent point well made too!

    Chortle, snigger and guffaw.

  21. Lizza
    3 Jul 09
    11:16 am

  22. That’s what us Gen-Yers would call a massive FAIL.

  23. Doug Chapman
    3 Jul 09
    11:46 am

  24. Sacking the subbie would save a few bucks!

  25. Pete Zerhut
    3 Jul 09
    11:58 am

  26. Funny shit

    It doesn’t really matter with typos and spelling mistakes of course, but hopefully the online fix-it-as-you-go ethos won’t ever seep through into matters of factual accuracy.

  27. steve
    3 Jul 09
    12:20 pm

  28. Another nice headline here,

    Would this man to buy a used car?

    http://www.theaustralian.news......47,00.html

  29. applejuicy
    3 Jul 09
    2:55 pm

  30. Tee hee! How marvellous!

  31. Dom Romeo
    3 Jul 09
    4:08 pm

  32. Revenge truly is a dish best served cold.

    Well done.

  33. Paul Ryan
    3 Jul 09
    5:05 pm

  34. I wish there was video of the moment the sub realised.

  35. keen newpaper reader
    3 Jul 09
    6:02 pm

  36. where’s the typo?

  37. indiancurry
    3 Jul 09
    6:50 pm

  38. Saving grace for Tim after the rants about Mumbrella & Crickey. You have it spot on Tim, online news can always be edited, the newspaper has to wait for the next day to correct the typo & by then it might be too late.

  39. Bilko
    4 Jul 09
    10:32 am

  40. As Prof Higgins said “why in America they haven’t spoken it (English) for years” .Education can be a wonderful thing I was sent Jaywalkers email re Jay Leno and the education standard displayed was abysmal so Hartigan et al it is no surprise.Like the airline industry cut back on maintenance and errors/faults mount

  41. Sir Henry Casingbroke
    4 Jul 09
    7:48 pm

  42. Harto misspelled (in the transcript of the speech and wherever it was published in News Ltd newspapers, the name of WSJ’s editor as Thomsen (it is Thomson).

  43. Zac Martin
    6 Jul 09
    1:41 pm

  44. Aren’t blogs the “new papers”? =P

  45. Guinevere
    7 Jul 09
    5:15 pm

  46. Newpapers turn into oldpapers…

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. Hey Harto, embrace this: A plan for online press | Media Hunter
  2. Newspaper headline of the day: Wednesday « Knowledge Workers