A toast to One Direction

In 2000, Justin Timberlake’s nibbled at french toast was sold on eBay for US$3,154.

Given the terrifying hysteria surrounding the Australian visit of boy band One Direction this week, Dr Mumbo is willing to wager that the uneaten toast of One Direction’s Niall Horan (the blonde one), part of which he unceremoniously spat out on Sunrise, will fetch even more.

The boy does not appear to be a fan of Vegemite…

The remains of Niall’s toast have been put on eBay by Seven, the proceeds to which will go to Young Care.

Dr Mumbo has put in a call to Vegemite’s owner Kraft about the matter, but is yet to hear back…


  1. buckleup
    12 Apr 12
    11:58 am

  2. BIG missed opportunity by Kraft on this one.
    Yesterday, ‘Vegemite’ was a trending topic, nationally, on Twitter throughout the day.

  3. Vege Mite
    15 Apr 12
    1:53 pm

  4. It’s OK, I’m not a fan of One Direction – they make me want to vomit in my mouth too.

  5. Offal Spokesperson
    16 Apr 12
    2:35 pm

  6. Interesting that One direction are more intellectual and more interesting and less childlike… than the morning shows that feature them

  7. John Grono
    16 Apr 12
    3:23 pm

  8. Got a chuckle during the Logiesintro, when my wife informed me that they were called ‘One Direction’ and not ‘One Dimension’ as I thought my god-daughter had called them.

    I’m off to crawl back under that rock.