On the thirteenth day of Christmas, LinkedIn sent to me…

…an invitation to eat my own face.

Dr Mumbo was gratified to receive a delicious chocolate iPhone from the kind people at LinkedIn this morning.

Preparing to chow down, he became a little creeped out at what appeared on the reverse: his own LinkedIn profile. He wonders whether he should start by eating his own head, or begin by nibbling at his ‘specialities’.

Tasty, tasty specialities.


(Dr Mumbo is also struggling slightly with the fact that house policy is for him to refer to himself as male and in the third person. Despite occasional evidence this is not always accurate…)


  1. Groucho
    13 Dec 12
    12:04 pm

  2. Well just don’t hold it for too long, it will go soft.

    Phone should be OK though.

  3. Offal Spokesperson
    13 Dec 12
    1:25 pm

  4. Occasional evidence?

    Pics or GTFO :)

  5. Seaman Hornblower
    14 Dec 12
    11:14 am

  6. I’ve always thought it terribly limiting to be expected to be the same gender all the time.

  7. Spammed
    21 Dec 12
    11:47 pm

  8. That’s funny? I just got the usual zillion emails from Linkedin, which I duly deleted, like any other day…