Journalism (with health warnings)
For those who are cynical about journalism, the following health warnings may come in handy:


Created by the UK-based comedian Tom Scott, he’s even created a handy PDF so you can create your own sticky labels and place them on free newspapers. As Scott points out: “It seems like half the content of the tabloids are made up of this: bits of ‘research’ put out by a PR team with the questionable backing of a cash-strapped university somewhere.”
In order to Australianise the stickers, it strikes Dr Mumbo that only one thing is needed. To change the words “Richard Littlejohn” to “Andrew Bolt”.
Sam De Brito could use the second one…