Some assumptions I make about you based on your social media behaviour:
If you’re in the communications industry and not on LinkedIn, you’re not very digital.
If you’re on Twitter but haven’t uploaded an image to your profile, you’re not very digital but want to look like you are.
If you’ve just been appointed to a job involving social media and every one of your tweets is less than a month old, you’re a phoney.
If your full Facebook profile is unlocked, you don’t know what you’re doing. Or are looking for casual sex.