David Wood: dick joke correspondent
Dr Mumbo never suspected the Northern Territory News was doing well enough to dedicate a correspondent solely to dick jokes.
“This raises the question of why the Territory Government is not going more to warn the public about rogue phalluses and sparked a call for a full government inquiry into the ramblings dongs,” writes the appropriately named writer David Wood.
“The Territory Government was unable to comment yesterday but one CLP insider said: ‘The number of wandering cocks clearly increased under Labor’s reign, now we’re being left to clean up the mess,'” opines one insider.
And Dr Mumbo thought they weren’t going to be able to top the pic of a croc eating a shark this month.
He also wonders whether this will be the first in a series of revealing exposes on the serious issue.
HT: Media Watch
I really hope he changed his LinkedIn profile.
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